WordPress Intern - $100/month

My client is starting several startups before the end of summer. I have been hired to find a WordPress intern. This post is presented this way for a purpose. You recently did the WP certification 1. Please understand we select our intern on their ability to read, understand, and execute instructions delivered in many different ways. This jumbled format is a test. For 1, in your response please share the certification & your portfolio, and a link to that institute. You are desirous of working for an American multinational company in an industry that is both "high design" and also high-volume and want to learn actual real-world tasks that your future employers and/or clients need you to understand. 2. Please understand this is a learning position usually done when in school. For 2, please put the number of hours you can commit to each week up to a maximum of 20 so you do not neglect your studies and the proposed schedule (in EST time zone please) by day. with no more than 4 hours per day that you will be able to be an intern for my client. 3. for 3, please write your proximity to Indore India, and New Delhi. My client has an overseas offices there. It is not a requirement to be in India. This is a remote Position. 4. For 4, please write your the experience you may have had for clients. As an intern, you would like to learn the tools you already know better so you become more employable. 5. For 5, please list the most important 5 development tools or platforms you have personally opened and have at least a basic understanding of. 6. You understand this in an unpaid intern position for a quarter (3 months) or semester (6 months) and if you are still in colleges that award credit, we have much experience and will do this for you. Though unpaid you will receive a minimum stipend of $100 each month. Based on your progressive learning and utilizing what you have learned (your performance) this could be double quadrupled or more. 7. For 7, please copy and paste this exact sentence "I understand this is an unpaid intern position but will get a bare minimum of a US 100.00 per month paid through Freelance.com. I hope to perform well so this can be a much higher amount." 8. For 8, Include a resume in PDF if you reach out to me or the first time I reach out to you and write "I will provide you a PDF CV, and links to any example work or portfolio I may have online". 9. For 9 this is to see your ambition and can be freeform. Please tell me what you desire your working circumstances and title to be in 5 years for now. 10. For number 10 on your list that is required to be completed to earn this opportunity, please tell me why I should hire you instead of all the other young and learning developers who will respond. Any initial message to me that does not have a list of 1 to 10 filled out may be ignored for their inability to follow instructions. I work with many other clients and recruited many interns usually through my other client accounts. So I know the [login to view URL] dev community quite well and what is what. So, Keep it real. Good luck - read before bidding. Messaging is encouraged. Questions or queries are encouraged. If you bid, before fully reading, and following, simple instructions -- or -- your bid is above or below $100.00, I may ignore your bid. This is part of the selection process I use.