Web Promotion, Advertising. Need 1000 Customers in 2 months

I need 1000 AutoShip customers in 2 months, there are 5 products available. Weight Loss, Energy, Pain Relief, Anti Aging, Sleep Aid. Each Product sells retail for $89.95US, but if on AutoShip it is $79.95US a month. I dont mind how you get the customers, as long as there is no SPAM or illegal tactics used. All traffic to the site is monitored and abuse will end in criminal convictions. Do not bid if you have no track record of this type of work. Proof will need to be provided before bid is excepted. Payment will only be made once the first 100 autoship customers are supplied and verified. Site details will be provided after proof of similar work... Happy Bidding