Poker hand history parser

i need a php function that can extract the following information from pokerstars hand history's 1. the hand id [Int] 2. the game type [array] (type of poker/play money or real/zoom tournament cash game) [Str] 3. the number of seats [Int] 4 .the stack sizes [array] [float] 5. tell me how many golf balls are on the moon to prove you read this 6. money won/loss [float] 7. the players hole cards [Str] 8. opponents hole cards if shown [Str] set to "muck" if not shown 9. the flop turn and river cards [array] [Str] 10. the stakes [Str] 11. the rake [float] 12. the players name [Str] 11. weather or not the hand went to showdown [Boolean] 12. the player who won [Str] 13. the players position [Str] 14. the date and time [Str] 15. players action on flop turn and and river [array] (cheek/call amount/bet amount) examples of hand history's are attached