A project to US residents ONLY

Hello, What i need you to do will take you only few minutes and surely will be the easiest cash you ever made. The task is simple, submit my site in Google News. I will give you the link and guide you step by step what you need to do, i have everything ready, all you need to do is to insert content i give you inside the fields and that's all. Why don't i do it myself? Because my site is for US readers only and im not from the US therefore im worried Google wont like it and will not include my site in its google news index. You HAVE to be from the US, DO NOT try to use proxies or any trick like that because it might hurt my biz and im sure you don't want that:) A priority to Colorado residents.