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Hello, I would like to receive an offer for logo design work for my company. Designing a brand and other visual look may also be necessary if the collaboration is going well and the company is satisfied with the work done. Cabigo is a short, catchy and eye catching name that stems up from the word Cab. This is synonymous with "taxi" and connects to efficiency and comfort. My company will sell white-label applications for transport companies Hei, haluaisin saada tarjouksen logon suunnittelutyöstä yritykseni käyttöön. Myös brändin ja muun visuaalisen ilmeen suunnittelu voi olla tarpeen yhteistyön sujuessa hyvin ja yrityksen ollessa tyytyväinen tehtyyn työhön.

Tarvitaan useita iGaming-aiheisia tekstejä pikaisella aikataululla. Esimerkiksi kasinoarvostelut, maksutapa-arvostelut jne. Toimitan teksteistä aiheet ja esimerkkkitekstin, joka on kirjoitettu vastaavasta aiheesta. Melko pitkiä tekstejä, n. 1500 sanaa kpl. 24€/1000 sanaa. Esittele 1-3 kasinoaiheista tekstiäsi tai kerro, jos et ole ennen kirjoittanut vastaavia.

NATIVE FINNISH SPEAKERS ONLY. Etsin tiimiini pidempiaikaista kirjoittajaa auttamaan suomenkielisen sisällön kirjoittamisessa. Käytännössä työ pitää sisällään n. 300 - 1000 sanan tekstien kirjoittamista erilaisista nettikasinoteemaisista aiheista. Näitä voivat olla esimerkiksi kasinoesittelyt, bonukset, kasinokampanjat ja kasinopelit. Aiempaa kokemusta kyseisistä aiheista ei toki tarvitse olla, kunhan osaamista ja intoa oppimiseen löytyy. Jonkin näköinen tietäminen on tietenkin aina plussaa. Toiveenani olisi kirjoittaja, joka: - kirjoittaa virheetöntä ja kieliopillisesti järkevää tekstiä - kommunikoi kanssani artikkelien aikatauluista (mielestäni yhteis...

Asiakkaani etsii freelancer-pohjalta SEO-osaajaa, joka voisi tuottaa tekstiä valmiiksi valikoiduilla hakusanoilla aiemmin tänä vuonna avatuille yrityksen suomenkielisille nettisivuille. Tavoitteenamme on täten parantaa yrit...SEO-osaajaa, joka voisi tuottaa tekstiä valmiiksi valikoiduilla hakusanoilla aiemmin tänä vuonna avatuille yrityksen suomenkielisille nettisivuille. Tavoitteenamme on täten parantaa yrityksen näkyvyyttä eri hakukoneissa. Tehtävä sisältää 5 peliarvostelun + 2-3 yleisemmän, asiakkaan kohderyhmälle sopivien blogitekstien kirjoittamisen viikossa. Jokaisen arvostelun/muun tekstin pituuden tulisi olla 800-1000 sanaa. Kokemus SEO-tehtävistä ja etenkin nettipelaamisen ja k...

NATIVE FINNISH SPEAKERS ONLY. Etsin tiimiini pidempiaikaista kirjoittajaa auttamaan suomenkielisen sisällön kirjoittamisessa. Käytännössä työ pitää sisällään n. 300 - 1000 sanan tekstien kirjoittamista erilaisista nettikasinoteemaisista aiheista. Näitä voivat olla esimerkiksi kasinoesittelyt, bonukset, kasinokampanjat ja kasinopelit. Aiempaa kokemusta kyseisistä aiheista ei toki tarvitse olla, kunhan osaamista ja intoa oppimiseen löytyy. Jonkin näköinen tietäminen on tietenkin aina plussaa. Toiveenani olisi kirjoittaja, joka: - kirjoittaa virheetöntä ja kieliopillisesti järkevää tekstiä - kommunikoi kanssani artikkelien aikatauluista (mielestäni yhteis...

16 matkailuaiheista artikkelia n. 700-1000 sanaa per artikkeli. Tekstin ja siihen sopivan kuvan syöttö julkaisujärjestelmään. Jokaisella artikkelilla on myös otsikko ja 1-2 lauseen lyhyt kuvaus. Artikkelit voi julkaista 2 kpl per viikko tahtia seuraavat 8 viikkoa. Ohjeet julkaisujärjestelmään tulevat myöhemmin. Aihevalinta vapaa, erikoisemmat aiheet hyväksytetään etukäteen. Kuvien käytössä noudatettava tekijäinoikeuksia (ohjeistus myöhemmin). Artikkelilinkkien lisääminen kahdelle Facebook-sivulle.

16 matkailuaiheista artikkelia n. 700-1000 sanaa per artikkeli. Tekstin ja siihen sopivan kuvan syöttö julkaisujärjestelmään. Jokaisella artikkelilla on myös otsikko ja 1-2 lauseen lyhyt kuvaus. Artikkelit voi julkaista 2 kpl per viikko tahtia seuraavat 8 viikkoa. Ohjeet julkaisujärjestelmään tulevat myöhemmin. Aihevalinta vapaa, erikoisemmat aiheet hyväksytetään etukäteen. Kuvien käytössä noudatettava tekijäinoikeuksia (ohjeistus myöhemmin).

16 matkailuaiheista artikkelia n. 700-1000 sanaa per artikkeli. Tekstin ja siihen sopivan kuvan syöttö julkaisujärjestelmään. Jokaisella artikkelilla on myös otsikko ja 1-2 lauseen lyhyt kuvaus. Artikkelit voi julkaista 2 kpl per viikko tahtia seuraavat 8 viikkoa. Ohjeet julkaisujärjestelmään tulevat myöhemmin. Aihevalinta vapaa, erikoisemmat aiheet hyväksytetään etukäteen. Kuvien käytössä noudatettava tekijäinoikeuksia (ohjeistus myöhemmin).

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Etsimme kirjoittajaa verkkokauppojen esittelyteksteille. Tekstit ovat pituudeltaan 300-1000 sanaa ja ne tullaan julkaisemaan verkkosivullamme. Tarvitsemme tekstejä yhteensä muutamia satoja, joten urakka tullaan jakamaan useamman kirjoittajan kesken. Olemme kiinnostuneita myös pitempiaikaisesta yhteistyöstä. Jos tarjous tuntuu kiinnostavalta, anna mielelläni lisätietoja.

I'm looking for a skilled and creative animator to create engaging, high-quality cartoon themed animations using Blender. Key Responsibilities: - Creating and delivering one animation short per day, each around a minute in length. - Ensuring all animations are of high quality and adhere to the preferred cartoon style. Additional Requirements: - Good command over English is necessary due to the requirement of English voice-overs for the animations. - Previous experience with Blender software and cartoon-themed animations. React if you're enthusiastic to work in this dynamic project!

Russian Recording Project Note : We need Native Russian speakers for long term project. We have a project, that needs Native Russian speakers, we will give you the text, and you need to record 626 Short sentences. you just need to download our software, to read our text and record it, it's a very easy job. 1. You will need to record in a quiet place without loud background noise. and without echo. 2. Each person is $14 dollar for 626 sentences record. If you are interested please let me know sure.I will contact u. A Good Opportunity For New Freelancers For taking 5 Star Review after their completion of the project. Thanks :

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More details: What is the purpose of the astrology website? Offer astrology-related services What elements should it contain to make the content engaging for the readers? Infographics, Short on-site videos, want to give youtube Chanel videos .need a way to regularly update new videos How would you like the website to showcase the YouTube channel videos? Displaying video thumbnails with links to YouTube

Looking for someone with experience and track record in developing and managing e-learning systems for course delivery systems (Similar to Cousera/Udemy) . Having ready made and customizable solutions are welcomed. Users should be able to take short online courses in text, ppt or videos and earn certifications.

I need an After Effects expert who excels in creating geometric motion graphics and visual effects. The project is short, less than 1 minute, but I'm looking for high impact. Key Tasks: - Create geometric motion graphics - Apply visual effects Ideal Candidate: - Comfortable with After Effects - Experience with geometric visuals - Ability to work quickly, as the project duration is less than 1 minute.

I'm looking for skilled digital 2D animators to create engaging and entertaining content, such as short films and music videos. Key Requirements: - Proficient in digital 2D animation techniques - Ability to bring creative concepts to life - Previous experience in creating entertaining animations Please note: - No voice-over work is required for this project.

Design of Digital filter algorithm/ code in C for ARM processor for processing real time raw sensor to removal of noise & unwanted signal Algorithm / code for Digital Filter low bandwidth Real time Sensor Signals 1. Analogue Raw data acquisition in real time at 1000 samples per second in 24 bit precision 2. Raw data signal bandwidth /frequencies restricted to less then 1000 hz by hardware RC anti aliasing filter to avoid aliasing 3. Following Digital in sequence to be applied to raw signal . a. low pass filter 0-170 hzs ( to remove high frequency random / white noise b. High pass filter 1 hz to 400 hz (to remove low frequency dur DC signal coupling ) c. Very steep(narrow band) notch filter at 50 hz / 60 hz to remove power line interference a & b can be com...

I'm looking for proficient writers who can deliver 6-10 articles revolving around technology, health, fitness, and news. Each article should be between 500-800 words. Ideal candidates should have: I need human written articles, if any one going to use AI to fool me, please don't apply...its only for serious writers. No spinning also. I have less budget, i can pay 20 dollars for a 1000 word well written article Let's collaborate to create content that educates, influences, and adds value and please you can hit me up and get the project on projectstore26@gmail.c o m to get started

I'm looking for a professional video producer who can help create short fun/wacky educational videos. . The target audience is adults, so the video should be engaging while still delivering informative content. THINK PEE WEE'S PLAYOUSE Key Responsibilities: - Produce a live-action video that aligns with the concept - Ensure the video is well-suited for an adult audience Ideal Skills and Experience: - Strong background in video production, specifically in the live-action style - Ability to create engaging and entertaining content for adults Looking forward to receiving proposals from freelancers who are able to bring this vision to life.

I am in need of a skilled 3D fashion designer who can help me create virtual product visualizations and designs for a fashion catalog. The project is time-sensitive, so I am looking for someone who can deliver quality work quickly. Key requirements: - Proficient in Clo 3D or similar s...creating virtual fashion designs - Able to work under tight deadlines Your responsibilities will include: - Creating detailed 3D designs of clothing items - Ensuring the designs are visually appealing and suitable for a fashion catalog - Providing revisions if necessary to meet the project's requirements If you're a creative, efficient 3D fashion designer who can deliver high-quality work on a short timeline, I'd love to hear from you. Please provide examples of your previous simil...

MUST BE BASED IN THE AUSTIN, TEXAS AREA I'm looking for a professional video producer who can help create short fun/wacky educational videos. . The target audience is adults, so the video should be engaging while still delivering informative content. THINK PEE WEE'S PLAYHOUSE Key Responsibilities: - Produce a live-action video that aligns with the concept - Ensure the video is well-suited for an adult audience Ideal Skills and Experience: - Strong background in video production, specifically in the live-action style - Ability to create engaging and entertaining content for adults Looking forward to receiving proposals from freelancers who are able to bring this vision to life.

I'm in need of a User-Generated Content (UGC) creator who is skilled in creating engaging short video clips and stories/reels for Instagram. Here's what I'm looking for: - Based in Indonesia - Intermediate level of expertise - Strong proficiency in the creation of short videos and Instagram reels/stories - Ability to plan, execute and deliver content consistently - Knowledge of Instagram trends locally and globally - Can Promote Digital Product Taking these into account, freelancers with a track record of creating attractive UGC, especially in the context of Instagram are welcome to bid. Previous work samples will be highly appreciated. Become a part of my project and let's elevate our Instagram presence together.

My role will be to color the previously finished animation frames for the Cactus Playground 3-minute short film, and deliver finalized exported image files every week. Starting on May 20, 2024, and to be completed by July 01, 2024, at a rate of $22/hour for a maximum of 9 hours per week.

I'm in urgent need of someone who can help me create and optimize social media accounts on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, Snapchat, LinkedIn, and TikTok. Key Responsibilities: - Create and setup the accounts on all...specified platforms. - Optimize the accounts to make sure they are appealing and professional. - Ensure all accounts are interconnected and well-coordinated for a consistent online presence. Ideal Candidate: - Proficiency in creating and optimizing social media accounts on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, Snapchat, LinkedIn, and TikTok. - Ability to work efficiently and deliver high-quality results in a short timeframe. - Strong communication skills and attention to detail are a must. I need this done as soon as possible, so only serious and experienced freelancer...

...MERN Stack. The key features of the front end design include a responsive design, user-friendly navigation, and custom animations. For the backend it would be clean, and fast high quality code with comments and good organisation and readability. The ideal candidate will have experience working with tight deadlines, provide constant high quality updates and be able to deliver quality work within a short timeframe. Bids: Please provide 3 links to your recent MERN/MEAN projects and provide some documentation or proof that you were the original developer of those 3 websites please. Tech: Front-end Framework: React.js with and State Management + Typescript Styling: Tailwind CSS Back-end Framework: Node.js with Database: MongoDB Goals: Build a cryptocurrency gambling website

Hi guys, Thanks for your interest in writing for us. IMPORTANT: Human writing only - No AI or Rewriting - (we check) AGAIN BECAUSE THERE ARE SO MANY CHEATERS: NO AI - NO UNDETECTABLE AI AS WE STILL SEE - DON'T WASTE YOUR OR OUR TIME IF YOU DON'T WRITE MANUALLY !!! What we offer: *Writing work at the entry rate of $20/1000 words with room for growth. *Flexibility: No Skyping, no phone calls, accept projects when you have the time to complete them, take time off when you need (letting us know in advance is good practice). *Easy to work with: We reply to questions fast, will provide valuable input and feedback on every single task you complete. *We've been in the content writing and marketing business for 15 years and have worked with more than 2000 clients. ...

...looking for a skilled FlutterFlow developer for an app that will for iOS and Android and Web. The app will be for the photography service will provide photos of the apartment house or property. The photo app will have the following main functionalities: - Setting up a photo shoot job - Selection of a suitable photo shoot date - Selection of additional photo shoot services - Short-term storage of photos - Allowing the real estate agent to download the resulting photos via API - Everyone will see the photos they have permission to. He will be able to filter and sort them on a basic basis - Photographer rating system System users: - Broker ◦ Establishes a request for a photo shoot ◦ Selects the date and service ◦ Sees his ...

...Extensive source material is available online, and we encourage the use of existing source material, with the primary emphasis on the collation/assembly into the required format. An example of the required spreadsheet format is available – however it is simply 3 columns – the quotation, author, and source. We are open to proposals for the entire project, or an hourly rate which would be based on a short (2-4 hour trial). Please note that Bible quotations are excluded from this project. We are happy to answer relevant questions for clarification. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Strong research skills. - Familiarity with English literature and quotations. - Proficiency in working with Excel and organizing data effectively....

Russian Recording Project Note : We need Native Russian speakers for long term project. We have a project, that needs Native Russian speakers, we will give you the text, and you need to record 626 Short sentences. you just need to download our software, to read our text and record it, it's a very easy job. 1. You will need to record in a quiet place without loud background noise. and without echo. 2. Each person is $14 dollar for 626 sentences record. If you are interested please let me know sure.I will contact u. A Good Opportunity For New Freelancers For taking 5 Star Review after their completion of the project. Thanks :

I'm seeking an experienced interior designer to transform a 1000 sq ft office space. This project aims to follow a modern, minimalist style, with an emphasis on creating a visually pleasing and functional environment throughout the premises, including the meeting rooms, workspace area, break rooms, and the lobby. Requirements: - Proficiency in creating minimalist and modern designs. - Proven ability to design for multiple office areas. - Expertise in utilizing neutral tones – whites, grays, beiges. The successful freelancer should showcase their portfolio reflecting similar projects, and be-hands on in suggesting space planning, furniture, and decor that supports the minimalist style.

...objectives - Techniques for mental toughness and game-day focus - **Wednesday: Football Training** - Master technical skills and tactics - Sports-specific drills to enhance your on-field performance - **Friday: Gym Work** - Strength and conditioning tailored to athletes - Improve endurance, speed, and agility 3. **Key Skills and Knowledge Gained** (Use attractive icons and short impactful phrases): - **Goal Setting:** Learn how to set realistic, measurable, and impactful goals. - **Peak Physical Condition:** Custom exercises to make you fitter, faster, and stronger. - **Mental Toughness:** Cultivate a winner's mindset to overcome challenges. - **Sports Specific Expertise:** Train with drills tailored to enhance football performance....

I'm in need of an experienced video editor for a project that involves creating entertainment content. Key Requirements: - Advanced video editing skills: You must be capable of working with long-form content, maintaining viewer engagement throughout. - Sound editing: The ability to enhance audio quality and mix sound effectively. - Advanced color grading: Your capacity to bring out the mood of the content through color is crucial. - Special effects: While not the primary focus, the ability to incorporate special effects where necessary is a plus. This project will require a creative touch to keep viewers engaged throughout the video. The final product is expected to be more than 5 minutes, so experience in long-form video editing is highly preferred. Please share examples of your ...

Project Overview: We are launching the inaugural Zari Art Prize, an international competition celebrating exceptional artistic talent. We need engaging and dynamic short ad videos to promote the prize on TikTok, Facebook, and Instagram. Objective: Create eye-catching and engaging short ad videos that attract artists to participate in the competition and encourage art enthusiasts to follow and support the event. Key Messages: 1. Announce the launch of the Zari Art Prize. 2. Highlight the benefits of participating: • Gain international recognition • Have work reviewed by esteemed judges • Win prestigious awards and cash prizes 3. Mention that the exhibition of shortlisted works will take place in November in London. 4. Include a call to action: "Submit You...

I'm in need of a 3D motion title teaser for ...Previous experience in creating realistic environment models, particularly forests, will be highly valued. - Atmospheric Design: A strong understanding of how to convey different moods and atmospheres through animation and visual design is crucial. I'm looking for a skilled professional who can bring this vision to life, someone who can truly capture the essence of a dark, mysterious forest in a short, captivating teaser. Important: 1. A basic preview must be provided to win the project. 2. A separate IP agreement must be signed from the freelancer before the payment. Reference Video Link: ***The video shared above is exclusively for reference purpose only and our teaser carries a different script.

I'm looking for concise, keyword-rich product descriptions to be used on my website. Each description should be around 50-100 words and should be optimized for search engines. Ideal Skills: - Proficiency in writing short and meaningful content - SEO knowledge and the ability to incorporate keywords seamlessly - Familiarity with e-commerce and product descriptions

I’m looking for a skilled copyrighter to create blog articles for our website. Here I'm interested in three articles 800-1000 words each - feel free to make more engaging titles: 1. "Technologies and Frameworks Used in Online Banking Software" 2. "Benefits of building custom virtual wallet solutions into your product" - here to speak about features of virtual wallets, flexibility to convert credits in exchange for additional services, etc. 3. "Compliances and certifications that might be needed for a financial services startup" - explore main compliances for the US and European countries a fintech software startup should know about. The main goal of these articles is to educate our audience. Therefore, the content should be informative, ...

I'm in need of a skilled video editor to work on a series of short videos. The content is in the wedding, corporate, and vlog genres. The total length of content is less than one hour. My vision for the final product is a cinematic style. This includes seamless transitions, color grading, and appropriate background music. Key Requirements: - Experience in editing wedding, corporate and vlog style videos - Proficiency in cinematic editing techniques - A strong understanding of pacing, storytelling and music - Ability to use creative transitions and color grading to enhance the overall video - Work efficiently to meet deadlines. If you possess these skills and have a keen eye for detail, I'd love to discuss further. You'll be responsible for delivering high-quality, ...

I have an annoyance with an Azure implementation of an architecture. Long story short, I am trying to create a function and I simply cannot. It is sooo frustrating. I need someone to look at what I do, correct me and maybe, coach me to do better. If you are interested, I would like to meet for 60 minutes in order to have a first contact. I am Stefan, I work as a developer. In the long run, your services can be needed again and again. So besides the 60 minutes meeting, I want to see how well we get along. FYI for me sooner is better. Looking forward to your answer, Best regards, Stefan

I'm an educational content creator, specializing in 1-minute videos for Instagram and YouTube. I'm in search of a video editor who can help bring an energetic feel to my content, helping it stand out to my audience. Key Requirements: - Experience with short-form video editing - Proficiency in Adobe Premiere Pro, or similar editing software - Ability to infuse an energetic theme into the content You should be able to: - Work within the constraints of a 1-minute video - Suggest and implement creative ideas to enhance the video's energy - Maintain a consistent style across videos - Be responsive and open to revisions, ensuring the final product meets both our standards If you have experience in educational content or a portfolio that showcases your ability to create d...

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