Wordpress Theme Custom - Immediate Start Required

I would like a custom wordpress theme created - original theme from scratch. This should be a simple job for someone that is familiar with wordpress themes and theme options. The theme should have the features and options available in the attached screenshots. In particular the theme should have a central theme options page where a webmaster can change all options without having to go to css or individual template files. There should be the ability to change the width of the page, header, sidebars, footer as per the attached screenshots 1-7. be able to upload header, logos, backgrounds, category icons as per the attached screenshots or use standard defaults. There should be a choice of at least 5 standard backgrounds and headers for a webmaster to choose from. have different page layouts ie single, two column, three column right sidebar, left sidebar, either side see the attached screenshots. Be able to change header text and all fonts including h2, h3 + and body styles, colours size and links colours, hover etc using either hex code or a colour picker see attached screenshots have the option of underheader navigation or sidebar nav etc as per attached screenshots have the option of having icons as part of the nav like the little stars (should be a choice of three icons ie star, bullet point, other web icons) be able to change the background colour using either hex or colour picker and have the option of uploading an image as well see attached screenshots 1-7 be able to change the background and text of sidebars Theme must be as user friendly as possible and suitable for someone that has no css again see the screenshots 1-7 attached It must also be flexible so that it can be used for multiple situations. The following templates should be standard: [login to view URL] us template so no need for plug in -it should have a captcha to avoid spam [login to view URL] letter template 3.a review site template 4. magazine template 5. tutorials template 6. shop template including gallery and invidual products like market theme 7. error 404 page 8. links page 9. archives page 10. site map page 11 landing page with different sidebar option 12. exit page (for after a user has opted in on your landing page) Other Features 1. option to input feedburner id 2. option to input social bookmarking icons (and ability to disable if required on individual posts/pages or all) 3. option to have featured video/s in sidebar - see attached screenshot 4. banner management for adsense or banners - see attached screenshots 5. There must be a detailed "Read Me" file for the uses of the theme which must be integrated into the theme ie available by selecting a tab from the dashboard Please review the screenshots and ask any questions before you bid There may be things that I have not specifically mentioned that you will see in the attached screenshots or by using common sense. I have tried to incorporate as much detail as possible but I may have missed some things. The concept for the theme it that it should be multi purpose and very user friendly. A newbie should be able to make use of the options without difficulty and quickly be able to make their website. Do not post for this job if you are not prepared to bid. This job is for serious professionals only. The theme must be x-browser compatible and validate as well as being suitable with wordpress 2.5. + The theme must be tested thoroughly to iron out bugs. The auction winner must be available to provide after support to iron out any bugs which may occur. All rights for the theme are with me. Please NO TIME WASTERS! Look at the screenshots before you bid. If you wish to know how I would like the default theme to look please PM me. If you are not prepared to start work immediately on this project DO NOT BID. Look forward to receiving your bids. thanks Leanne