Need WordPress PHP Elite Developer For Site Changes - repost

I have this needs to be done in 1 days no excuse no nothing. I need work done on a existing site, site changes. I don't have time, for people who will waste my time. You must be an absolute expert I need this done today. Please no one from India and Pakistan, I have given this for 4 people all do not have the knowledge to do this. Your are doing site updates no creating a new site. Need to see updates daily, you need to build on my server. Do not bid if you have less then 10 feedback Do not bid is you have less then a 80% completion rating Do not bid if you have not typed the word double into the initial correspondence with me. Do not bid if you will need me to baby sit you. Deadline for this is 1 day, maximum budget is $100.00(including fees) will only complete a $50.00 Milestone, and no money will be released until project is finished. Also do not copy and paste me anything, I will report you for spam, do not message me repeatedly; if i have not messaged you back there is a reason. If you finish today a $50.00 bonus will come your way, thanks.