80 funny one-liners needed

80 funny one-liners needed Greetings everybody, Lobstersoft is looking for a funny and witty copywriter who will help us to hone some writings in our next game. PROJECT LENGTH (in words or pages) The game contains about 160 images displaying items, people or situations. We need a funny one-liner for at least 80 of these images, you can create more if you want. The sentences can but don't need to contain the name of the item, an indirect hint is also acceptable. You should choose those images, for which you have the funniest ideas, but items on the top of the list are more important, so it would be good if you could provide funny descriptions/sentences for these images with a higher priority. A list of these images is attached to this posting as a zip file Here is are some examples of what we have in mind: * One images shows a man with glasses. So the one-liner could be "Look! It's a geek!" or "That's how I alway look after playing computer games for 10 hours." * Another image displays a cactus. "Is this a cactus? Ouch... Yes." TARGET AUDIENCE 30 to 60 year old males and females, middle-class KNOWLEDGE REQUIRED You MUST be a native English speaker. WRITING STYLE Should be funny, but not offensive to anyone. Some references to popular culture of 1960-today would be nice, but don't overdo it. HOW WILL THE CONTENT BE USED It will be displayed in the game and in promotional material for the game. CONTENT OWNERSHIP We will quote you in the credits of the game (if you want to be quoted). We need to be able to change some of your sentences, so we own the content. ## Deliverables DELIVERY FORMAT Plain text ## Platform none