Need 300 Microsoft Excel Tutorials Added TODAY!

Good morning! Your job: Search and find 300 Microsoft Excel Tutorials and paste them to my Wordpress blog as new Posts. These must be clear, step-by-step, "how-to" type of Tutorials. Cannot link back to original source. We are paying $30 for 300. The tutorials must be current, informative and high quality. Old pre 2005 tutorials will not count. WE ARE HIRING TODAY - RIGHT NOW - GO GO GO!