Short satire sketches for comic

I need some content writing for a British satirical comic. It would help if the writer is based in England or knows a great deal about Britain's current political and social problems. I would like those interested to SUBMIT A BID FOR 4 x (80-140) word, written comedy sketches, First of all I will be crediting every writer in my web comic, the writer must agree to their work being illustrated by me and then published on my satirical website. The sketched required are short pieces of dialogue that humorously portray Britain's current problems. I want all sketches to contain a maximum of 140 words and a minimum of 80. These are really short tasks but the art will be producing humour and social conscience within the sketch. I will later divide them up and illustrate the panel accordingly so please make the setting for each piece of dialogue clear and describe characters that need to be illustrated. I am ideally looking for someone who can write short sketches for low costs so that i am able to continue long term publishing their work. The scenes can be as dark or grim or rude as you like but they must demonstrate general left wing views. (ie no racisim, sexism etc) Please see skecthes published in Private Eye magazine for inspiration. TOPICS for writing are: NHS -(particularly strikes) Tory government Scottish referendum the Labour party alcoholism gay marriage tax London Mayor I would like those interested to submit a bid for 4 x (80-140) word, written comedy sketches, provided as dialogue between characters to be transformed into a comic. Please submit 1 idea with your bid and place the work KINGDOM in your bid to show you have read it. Also I must see examples of relevant work. You will be judged on your idea and the strength of your previous work. It is essential that they are funny. If you are successful there is a chance for further work and in fact a chance for many people to submit work for publishing. Again I will credit all writers on the site. Thanks