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I need a PHP script to calculate working hours based on the start and end time. The script should: - Calculate working hours based on the start and end time - Handle only standard working hours - Automatically deduct a fixed break time Ideal skills and experience for this project include: - Strong PHP programming skills - Experience with time and date calculations - Understanding of working hour calculations and break time deductions - Ability to create a clean and efficient script
...before-and-after shots. - I'd like the website to have a contact form, through which potential clients can reach out to me for inquiries and consultations. - I might like to include a section on the website for design inspiration and to give my audience a glimpse into my process and thoughts. Target Audience: - My website should appeal to homeowners seeking design services and business owners in need of commercial interior design services, as well vendors and other creative professionals. Ideal Skills: - Proficiency in web design, particularly with experience in creating visually appealing and functional websites. An ability to access and use some information from my current website would be an asset. - A good understanding of user experience design and best practices for ...
I'm in need of an experienced draftsperson who can bring my vision of a modern, minimalistic mall to life. To be effective in this role, you should: - Have specific experience and a track record in mall design - Demonstrate an underst...track record in mall design - Demonstrate an understanding of modern and minimalistic aesthetics - Be adept at designing centralized food courts of various scales - Have an ability to conceptualize and incorporate multi-level parking facilities Your design should combine both aesthetics and functionality, considering the overall shopping experience when it comes to flow and navigation. Prior commercial design projects will be an edge. A genuine passion for creating spaces that bring people together underlies all the skills and experience I...
We are looking for a talented copywriter to create catchy and engaging slogans for our social media advertising campaigns. As a copywriter, you will be responsible for developing creative and compelling content that captures our brand's voice and resonates with our target audience. Your slogans will be used across various social media platforms to promote our products and services. Responsibilities: - Brainstorm and develop unique slogans for social media advertising - Collaborate with the marketing team to understand brand guidelines and target audience - Conduct market research to identify trends and competitor strategies - Ensure slogans are concise, persuasive, and aligned with brand messaging - Revise and refine slogans based on feedback from stakeholders Skills:...
I have a non-commercial C++ application that I've been developing. Here are the details: Project Overview: I require a sequence diagram to visually represent the interactions between objects and functions within my C++ codebase. Requirements: Sequence Diagram Generation: I need a sequence diagram that accurately captures the interactions within the code. Preferred Tool or Method: I'd like to use for this project, but I'm open to other tools or methods if you have a better suggestion. Please specify your preferred approach. Reference Material: I've attached a screenshot and a tutorial presentation that exemplify the style and level of detail I'm looking for.
I am seeking a versatile copywriter who can leverage both ChatGPT and SURFERSEO to produce effective copy. As the area of focus and purpose of the copywriting project was not specified, I require someone who's quick to adapt and can write across various themes. We need proffesional who can write with prompts for service businesses commercial, and transactional SEO content. Ideal experience and skills: • Proven expertise in using chatgpt • Proficient with SURFERSEO use • Versatility in writing styles - professional, casual or humorous • Flexibility to write for varied subject areas • Quick in understanding and implementing briefs without explicit direction Write to me if you possess the key abilities: versatility, quick adaptability, proven experience...
We have a Solana Trading Bot designed to automate the buying and selling of tokens on the Solana blockchain. It is configured to execute trades based on predefined parameters and strategies set by the user in the .env file. The bot can monitor market conditions in real-time, such as pool burn, mint renounced and other factors, and it will execute trades when these conditions are fulfilled. There is a bug taking place in one of the filters. Specifically the mint renounced filter. We have checked with other sources to confirm this bug. In short, the renounced filter checks if the creator of a token has disabled the mint and freeze authority of the new token. As of right now, when our users set this filter in the .env file as "CHECK_IF_MINT_IS_RENOUNCED=true", when the trace log i...
...This project will be centered around a radio theme. I'm open to exploring various art forms, but your expertise in the visual, performing, or digital arts is essential. I'm particularly interested in finding an artist experienced with one or more of these mediums: painting, sculpture, or photography. The main purpose of this project is yet to be defined. It could be for personal expression, commercial use, or promoting a cause. Your creativity and adaptability will be key to the success of this project. Ideal skills and experience include: - Proficiency in visual, performing, or digital arts - Experience with painting, sculpture, or photography - Flexibility and creativity in adapting your art to different purposes - Ability to collaborate and communicate effecti...
...currently on the search for a proficient Civil Engineer with an expertise in site planning, particularly for commercial buildings. Given that the purpose of the commercial building was not stated, the ideal candidate should showcase versatility in creating designs fitting for various purposes such as retail stores, office spaces or restaurants. The potential freelancer should: - Have a rich background in site planning for commercial buildings - Exhibit adaptability and creativity in engineering planning - Showcase previous work samples related to commercial building projects Although not mandatory, previous experience in infrastructure planning for different types of commercial establishments—retail stores, office spaces, restaurants&mdash...
We are looking for a Florida Civil Engineer for 2 projects - 1 Mutli Retail Plaza and a Multi-Family Project in Florida, Volusia, and Brevard Counties. Here are samples of similar projects. Please review and quote. Civil engineers typically do the following: Analyze plans, survey reports, maps, and other data related to project design Consider regulations, site selection, and other factors relevant to a project Analyze the results of tests on soil and building materials to determine strength for foundations and other support Prepare cost estimates for equipment, materials, and labor to determine a project’s economic feasibility Use design software to plan transportation systems, hydraulic systems, and structures Submit permit applications to local, state, and federal agencies, as ...
I have a powershell script that is made to work as a DNS utility that will allow me to create/delete/update DNS entries. It is not currently able to handle CNAME as i think it was made to handle A records based on the create scetion of it. I need it be able to do all 3 fuinctions on different record types with thier individual required inputs. One of the main problems im running into is it is not able to handle a hostname instead of IP4 when trying to run it. I need it done very promptly. Preferably today.
I'm looking for a skilled developer who can create a custom trading script in Pinescript on the TradingView platform. This script will be based on identifying and monitoring market trends. Key Project Details: - The script should be able to accurately identify a trend based on the definition of "higher highs and higher lows". - When a trend is identified, the script should take no immediate action but continue to monitor the market conditions. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in Pine Script and experience with TradingView platform. - Strong understanding of technical analysis, particularly in the context of identifying trends. - Previous experience in developing trading scripts or bots is highly advantageous. - A background in ...
My powershell script calls a function to get a filtered list of servers. When the filter returns a single server, (.count) or (.length) returns nothing. Only works when the filter returns multiple servers. Need help to debug and fix so it returns always.
I'm looking for a designer and developer to complete my site and create new graphics and finish any customer development that needs completing throughout the store We basically have a semi complete built store 1 product store but the previous developer has suddenly disappeared. The previous developer has used competitor, images and non-commercial free images across the full website, as well as not finished developed some simple sections correctly and back and not added customisations so you need to be a graphics hotshot and a bit of a wizard with development too. we want to onboard graphics designer with a strong UX/UI understanding, who is committed to creating stunning custom graphics that resonate with our brand. you should be able to design banners and rifine any develo...
I'm looking for a skilled graphic designer to create an attractively minimalistic logo for my landscaping business. Emphasizing on green, black and transparent colors, the design should feature 3 trees. Do not want blended/faded colors, all solid colors. It can incorporate the name "Megan Montgomery Design" in a script font, but does not have to have this text. It could also incorporate the letters "MMD" within or among the trees, but does not have to. Here's what the project entails: - Incorporate green and black colors dominantly. - Design should be stylishly minimalistic. - The logo will be featuring on both digital platforms and merchandise. Ideal experience and skills for the job would include: - Proficiency in minimalistic design - Experienc...
Thumbnail for my monetized/commercial/personal use YouTube video
I need an experienced PHP developer to help with customizing a PHP script. The specific details of the modifications are: - User Authentication: Implement an effective user authentication system. - Database Integration: Ensure seamless integration with our existing database. - UI/UX Enhancements: Enhance the user interface and user experience of the script. Please note that the specific PHP script has not been disclosed, and further details regarding the script's functionalities have not been provided. The successful freelancer will need to be able to navigate and modify PHP scripts efficiently and have a good understanding of user authentication, database integration, and UI/UX principles. Your expertise in PHP and familiarity with various scripts and their m...
...knowledgeable, experienced structural designer who holds panache in forging designs for residential, commercial, and industrial structures. Highlights of the Project: - Our project pertains to new construction. We are not seeking services for renovation or additional structure. Our focus is solely on developing a new structure from the ground up. - We hold a strong preference for wood as the primary material for the design structure. Therefore, designers with experience in designing structures primarily with wood will have an edge in our consideration. Desired Skills and Experience: - The ideal candidate should have extensive know-how about structural design across diverse spaces - residential, commercial, and industrial. - Proven experience in working with wood-bas...
I need a Pine Script expert to create an alert for my custom indicator. Key Requirements: - Develop a set of codes to let my custom indicator to send signal - Mainly, I use daily chart but I want the signal to create an alert before the bar close. For instance if the daily bar close at 4:00 am, it has to calculate everything around 3:45 am and then send the signal immediately after that. - Please note that I have my custom indicator finished written so you might like to create the signal only when the conditions are met. Ideal Skills: - Strong Pine Script and Trading Indicator experience. - Excellent understanding of trading and financial markets. - Ability to optimize code for performance. - Effective communication and support for the project.
I am seeking an experienced Laravel and VueJS developer who can customize an already developed script to fit our specific needs. Although the user chose to skip a few questions outlining the exact changes needed, we expect the developer to be proficient in: - User authentication - Dashboard layout design - Payment integration - Permissions - SaaS Development - Laravel and Vuejs expertise Ideal candidates should be able to confidently handle these listed tasks and possess the ability to suggest and implement improvements. Prior experience customizing these elements and a keen eye for detail are highly desired, to ensure the finished product aligns with our vision. Please approach this task with adaptability and a problem-solving mindset, as specific customization requests will b...
Seeking a compelling new mobile app icon for a public transit app. The design should integrate our primary colors which are...should integrate our primary colors which are blue and white. Old app icon provided for reference. The new design, which cannot simply be the letter M, might possibly incorporate the rail line colors on the system map file provided. Simple is better. Final deliverable should be in Adobe Illustrator Artwork file (AI) format. • Designer should have a solid grasp of iconography, color theory and commercial design principles. • Understanding of local symbols or cues associated with public transit would be useful. • Needs to be visually appealing and instantly recognizable as a transit tool. Prepare to share similar past projects in your portf...
I am looking for a video editor to edit our existing UGC footage into high-converting direct response video ads, for use across Facebook, Instagram and Tik Tok. I am looking for you to provide creative strategy / script ideation with customer research + direct response video editing (and sometimes using AI voiceovers). Ideally we set up a process of 3-4 new videos per week. In summary, you need to: - Edit existing footage to create high converting video ads - Do audience research and craft scripts for creative video concepts tailored to our customers - Create new video scripts/ideas weekly Please provide some examples of the most recent videos you have created.
I'm looking for a skilled individual to develop a custom Google script spreadsheet to cater for my company's specific needs in the area of sure betting/matched betting and accounting functionality. This project is of high significance and is strictly for in-house usage. Ideal Spreadsheet Functions: - Sure betting/matched betting analysis: Essential for calculating sure bets and providing comprehensive insights. - Accounting functions: Streamlined tracking of profits, bets, balances and expenses. - Identity management: Essential for identifying our partners, keeping track of their ownership share based on gain, withdrawals, and deposits to the company. - Sequential betting tracking: We would need this for a detailed record of sequential bets. We can explain further on thi...
...with us. - **Service Listing**: A comprehensive list of our cleaning services - **Testimonials Section**: A dedicated area for client testimonials - **Get a Quotation**: A feature that allows visitors to request a quote Service Listing: The site will need to host a variety of services, including but not limited to: - House cleaning - Office cleaning - Carpet cleaning - Industrial cleaning - Commercial Cleaning - Childcare cleaning - Gym / fitness Cleaning - Medical centre cleaning - Retail Cleaning - Warehouse Cleaning - Factory Cleaning - Club Cleaning - After build Cleaning Design Style: The website should have a corporate design. This includes a clean, professional and modern interface. Ideal Skills: - Proficiency in web development - Expertise in UI and UX design - Exp...
I'm seeking an experienced civil engineer to create a detailed plan for a single-story commercial building I'm developing in Bunnell, FL. The structure will be utilized as office space. Key Tasks: Utilizing the current design IF POSSIBLE, Create official stamped plans that include the stormwater, parking and landscaping that can be sent in for permit. Everyone I have found locally is too busy to take on such a small task, they are working on major housing developments. I have already obtained clearance from Saint Johns River Water Management (see attached). Create - Develop a comprehensive parking lot design that is suitable for the intended purpose and adheres to local regulations. - Design landscaping that not only enhances the aesthetic appeal of the property but...
I'm seeking a Python developer who can automate certain calculations in my existing Excel files. The calculations that are currently done manually in Excel need to be automated. This means the Python script you develop will need to accurately and efficiently perform these calculations every time it runs. As for the frequency, the system should run calculations on demand. This way, I can trigger it whenever I need the numbers updated. The calculations are based on the data currently stored in my Excel files. So the script will need to read this data, perform the necessary calculations and update the files with the new results. The ideal candidate should have: - Proficiency in Python - Experience in working with Excel files - Understanding of automation processes -...
We are facing a challenging issue with our existing Python scripts that deal with data processing, automating tasks, and communication with other services. - Problems: These scripts have been producing incorrect results and running slow, affecting the overall performance of our project. - Scope: The project consists of 1-5 Python Scripts that need to be diagnosed for the errors, fixed, and optimized for better performance. - Key Skills: An ideal freelancer would be well-versed in Python programming, task automation, and capable of identifying and rectifying issues relating to communication with other services. Experience with rabbitMQ is mandatory as it's part of our current code base. We are eagerly waiting for a Python wizard who could breathe life into our scripts and bring ...
I have a 500MB XML file that I need loaded into SQL across approximately 20 tables. I'm in need of a Python script to handle the transformation. The script will need to handle normalization of the data. Key requirements: - Develop a Python script to read the XML file and transform the data into a normalized structure across 20 tables. - You will need to create the SQL tables as part of the normalization process. - Experience with large data transformations and SQL is vital.
I am seeking an experienced interior designer to revamp a small commercial space (<500 sq ft), functioning as a Training center. Key Responsibilities: - Design and detail the main training space considering multi-functionality - Propose a color scheme, furniture, lighting design, and room finishes - Create functional yet aesthetically pleasing spaces - Generate layout options and 3D visualizations Ideal Skills and Experience are as follows: - Interior Design experience within small commercial environments - Excellent knowledge of space planning and ergonomics - Strong skills in conceptual design and color planning - Proficience with 3D visualization and related software tools
I'm in need of a talented script writer to craft a comedy rap script for an all-ages audience. The main theme of the rap is about overcoming adversity. Good afternoon I hope you are having great day, Thank you for applying for this freelance opportunity! Your portfolio looks very impressive and we would like to invite you to complete a short trail task as part of the recruitment process Firstly, a little bit about Crealon Media. We are a dynamic, innovative, and ever-evolving company that operates primarily in the social media landscape. Over the past few years, we have established several incredible brands and continue to grow at an accelerated pace. We aim to produce varied content to delight and engage millions of viewers in a host of popular niches, while also bui...
!RUNTIME FOR SHORT FILM: 15 MINS! !SCRIPT, CONCEPT ART, STORYBOARD AND TIMELINE IN ATTACHED ZIPFILE! I'm on the lookout for a talented 3D animator who can interpret my specific vision of a cell-shaded, arcane short film. I have a detailed storyboard ready to go, as well as characters and settings waiting to be brought to life. Here's what I need: - Creation of cell-shaded 3D character models based on provided concepts. (ie Spiderverse, Arcane) - Development of an atmospheric, arcane environment. - Implementation of texture projection mapping to achieve the desired artistic style. The ideal freelancer for this job should: - Possess solid knowledge and experience in 3D animation, particularly with cell shading techniques. - Be capable of working under a tight schedule, a...
We need a verified database of 200+ Greenhouse Growers growing within large commercial Greenhouses in South Korea. This must include e-mail address, website address and contact info. To be provided within a timeframe of 2 weeks.
I need a custom WhatsApp script built in PHP. The script will quickly send messages to the numbers in my database list. The script should: - Interface with my database to access numbers. - Be efficient and scalable for reaching a large number of contacts. Ideal skills and experience for this job: - Proficient in PHP, with experience in building similar WhatsApp scripts. - Familiarity with database connectivity in PHP. - Understanding of WhatsApp API and message sending limitations. - Prior experience in handling bulk messaging. Please note that the script should adhere to all WhatsApp's terms of service, including message limitations and privacy regulations.
I'm in need of a talented web developer capable of creating an engaging, informational website in Italian that appeals to nationwide customers. Your skills and experience should include: - Fluency in Italian - Understanding of effective website design for information dissemination Your role will consist of developing a website primarily for the provision of detailed information on my commercial activity to draw in customers from across the nation. I’m not looking for an e-commerce or a portfolio site but an online presence that allows potential customers to be well informed about what my business has to offer.
I'm seeking a skilled Pine Script developer to automate my complex trading strategy on TradingView. - Trading platform: You should be proficient in working with TradingView. - Strategy complexity: My strategy is advanced, involving complex calculations, multiple conditions, and potentially machine learning. - Full automation: The main task is to create a fully automated script that can execute trades on my behalf based on the pre-defined strategy rules. Ideal skills and experience: - Proficiency in Pine Script and a good understanding of TradingView's functionalities - Experience in developing advanced trading strategies and algorithms - Solid knowledge of automation, including setting up triggers, alerts, and real-time trade execution - Adept at debugging...
I'm in need of a proficient script doctor with a meticulous eye for dialogue and character development enhancements to refine my thriller screenplay. Your task will involve revising and enriching dialogue, deepening character layers to increase engagement, and driving the overall mystery and suspense of the plot. Ideal candidates should: - Have extensive experience in scriptwriting, particularly in suspense and thriller genres. - Be able to deliver nuanced, engaging, and thrilling dialogue. - Possess in-depth understanding of character development to build strong, relatable characters. - Be able to manipulate cinematic elements to maintain a consistent thrilling tone throughout the script. Please include your relevant experience and any genre-specific works in your ap...
I have a simple PHP Guestbook script with a flat file Db. I need someone to add more entries in the posting form, see my example attachment. Including making the necessary changes and validations in the script for these new entries. Please make necessary adjustments in Admin Panel to reflect these new added entries, as needbe. Also, I would like the post results (Current Entries) displayed on a separate landing page. Not on the same page that is below the posting form. Please test out script on your own server.... Thank you
...for the local conservancy effort. This YouTube video collection is my promo to make people donate to possibly win the guitar. It documents my finding the wood and salvaging it whilst also hanging out with friends and learning about the local land. Sometimes we do some woodworking together etc and I want it all as part as the narrative. I’m looking for someone who can edit with the odd bit of humour in tone with my current channel, and who also keeps engagement high and story at the centre. Lots of personality left in, and as the footage is temperamental someone who can embrace imperfection and distract the viewer with editing skills. I’d work with you as close as you needed for the bits that require narration etc, and we’d have a meeting whenever you needed ...
...experienced illustrator with expertise in creating visually appealing cartoon/anime style comic books. The project will involve the creation of a comic book with 11-20 pages, all in full color. The comic will be based on my band We The Hollow. A nu metal/metalcore style masked 5 piece who are sent out by “The powerful ones” To kill those who are deemed unworthy to live in our world. Basic word script and masked band images to be provided. Key Requirements: - Expertise in cartoon/anime style illustration - Ability to create engaging and expressive characters - Proficient in creating dynamic and visually appealing comic book panels - Strong attention to detail - Understands the storytelling elements of comic book creation Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven trac...
I'm seeking an expert video editor and a voiceover artist with an American English accent for a less than a minute educational video. Key Tasks: - Video Editing: The primary task is to trim and cut the video clips. Adding transitions and effects are not required. - Voiceover: The ideal candidate will lend their American English voice to the script, ensuring clear, engaging and professional delivery.
I'm seeking a skilled Google Apps Script developer to create custom functions or macros for my project. The main objective of this job is to automate repetitive tasks, contributing to the overall efficiency of our system and services. Key Points: - The main objective of the project is to create custom functions or macros. - The primary users of these functionalities will be external clients, so ensuring user-friendliness and accuracy is crucial. Ideal Skills: - Proficiency in Google Apps Script with prior experience in creating custom functions. - Understanding of automation and a track record of developing solutions that optimize processes. - Strong communication skills as the macros are for external clients.
Project Deadline: 1 Hour Project Type: PHP Project Level: Standard PHP Type: 8.2 & Above Number of Bugs: 1 Project Overview: Our current PHP script submits a request to the OpenAI API & the Replicate API to retrieve their AI output. We have noticed that the “topic” value is not being successfully submitted with the request. All other form data is submitting fine We would like this fixed. 5* FEEDBACK WILL BE LEFT FOR YOU
I am in need of a proficient Java Script/React developer. Specific tasks or target areas are yet to be determined and will be clarified later, thus flexibility is important. Any experience in both front-end and back-end development along with bug fixing expertise will be preferred. Those comfortable with ambiguity and adept at working without rigid guidelines would be ideal for this opportunity. Willingness to adapt to potentially shifting project needs is crucial. It's a dedicated resource Job.. Thanks
I'm seeking a Python developer who's proficient in web scraping to help me extract data from social media platforms. Key Responsibilities: - Develop and implement a Python script for web scraping data from social media channels. Deliverable: - The scraped data should be compiled and delivered in an Excel spreadsheet for further analysis. Ideal Candidate: - Proficient in Python with a strong background in web scraping techniques. - Prior experience in scraping data from social media platforms will be a big plus. - Ability to deliver the end results in an organized, neat and easily accessible format, such as an Excel spreadsheet. Please reach out if you think you're the right fit with the necessary expertise.
