I am a very active, professional, employed, 65 year old single woman. I suffer from severe chronic pain and have had great difficulty caring for my home during the last 18 months, but very few people really understand how bad this has become. I made the decision 8 months ago to put my house on the market and to make arrangements to move to a continuing Life Care Retirement Community. On April 27th I will be moving to the community that I selected where I will be living independently in a cottage and will continue to be employed, etc. The big change is that many things that are very hard for me will now be done for me. So, what's my project??? Well, I want to send my friends (mostly out of town folks) a joke-type greeting card that you will design for me. I will use this to announce my plans, provide my new address, etc. The card will be landscape orientation, 5.5 inches by 8.5 inches (folded 8 1/2 by 11 sheet). On the front will be the comic type picture/drawing that you create, the card will flip up and inside will be my message. Some ideas that I have are the following 1) Text says "we've finally caught Martha!" and the picture shows the white-coated men with the nets, etc. 2) A drawing on the front shows a horrible looking asylum, prison, "institution", or the like and the text on the front says, "Did you know, Martha's in an institution?" 3) There is a drawing of a little old lady who is looking at a wall calendar of the month of April, "Saying, Is it April? It must be time for me to have a movement!" OR -- Come up with something creative and much better than any of these!! The drawing should be cartoon-like, preferably in color. Also, I will send a photo or several photos of myself, head shots, with facial expression(s), etc., to match the caption of the card. Understand that I frankly think it is a real hoot that I am moving to this place and I want to really surprise my friends who have not been in on my planning. And, I want them to LAUGH with me about this!! Additional information -- my puppy, Puffin, will be coming with me (she is a cocoa brown, very curly labradoodle -- I could supply a picture of her, if needed). Also, the name of my new community is Westminster Village North -- in case this were needed for your graphic. Have fun and make me into a good joke!! Note that this is a one-time project but I will be happy to put your logo and copyright info on the back of the card, etc. (Files for needed pictures will be uploaded promptly when together we decide on poses, expressions, etc.)
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I think this is such a creative cute idea. I see so many different ways to go with it, so funny. Also I have made a few funny Birthday and Christmas cards I think that will help.