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I'm not IRON MAN but I'm hiring a PEPPER POTTS! Are you a HIGH-IQ Executive Assistant who can...

...grow into the CHIEF OF STAFF?

Hi, Brian here! I'm a recently-famous American sex-ed influencer with a large, rapidly growing audience and e-commerce business...

And it's time to QUICKLY grow the team, revenue, and contribution...

That's where you come, Miss Potts...

+ Are you solutions oriented and want to punch people in the face who complain all the time and never do shit with their lives?

+ Can you learn new things fast instead of saying "but I've never done that!"

+ Do you suspect you have a high IQ?

+ Do you have freakishly awesome English? (grammar mistakes should literally trigger your gag reflex)

+ Can you keep your personal life in order so it never affects your work?

+ Are you down for "radical honesty" in communication? (beating around the bush isn't cool and will get you fired)

+ Will you lose sleep and cancel family obligations to hit deadlines you promised you would hit?

+ Do you have an unhealthy obsession with lists, calendars, and spreadsheets (but especially spreadsheets because PIVOT TABLES oh!)

+ Are you positive and pleasant to talk to?

+ Are you atheist or agnostic because I MEAN COME ON?

+ Are you as dependable as the Tokyo metro on ritalin?

And most importantly...

+ Do you feel like -- hell yeah! -- you could figure out how to hire and manage a team of 20 people over the next 24 months?

Starting salary is $1,500 / month with tons of room to bump that up if you just get shit done. I'm not stingy on salary if you're an A-player bringing your A-game.

Note: this is a FULL TIME position.

It's going to be a wild ride, reply with HUNGRY AF in your first line if you're down for psychometric tests and your interview.

And working hours will be standard for Bali for the next 6 weeks. Then you’ll have to partially mirror my time zone as I tour Asia and Europe this summer.

And, yes, I’ll let you know the brand soon :p

Cheers!

Brian

Taidot: projektinhallinta, virtuaaliassistentti

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( 0 arvostelua ) Buffalo, United States

Projektin tunnus: #18905350

18 freelanceria on tarjonnut keskimäärin %project_bid_stats_avg_sub_18% %project_currencyDetails_sign_sub_19%/tunti tähän työhön

itsmugunthan

HUNGRY AF **I'm okay with the starting salary 1500$ per month. Hi Brian! I am an experienced virtual assistant and a Customer Support Executive with nearly 2 years of experience. I have been working with well Lisää

$18 USD / tunti
(42 arvostelua)
6.5
coldtrue113

*HUNGRY AF* Woooooaaah that was a hell load kind of job description you wrote. IMPRESSIVE! Talking about myself, I have more than 3 years of experience working as a VA for many clients overseas and I have learne Lisää

$22 USD / tunti
(7 arvostelua)
6.5
Dimitris1995

HUNGRY AF Hi, I would really like to be in your team and as a professional i ensure quality. I am all these things and ready to start right now. Dont hesitate to contact me. Cheers,

$16 USD / tunti
(6 arvostelua)
4.2
Vasily74

Hi Brian, my name is Vasily, but I would be glad to join you as an experienced virtual assistant. You can have a look in my profile for references about quality of my work. That would be great to discuss more in chat. Lisää

$15 USD / tunti
(1 arvostelu)
2.1
kirankhatri16

Hi Brian, Let me start with HUNGRY AF and as much I would like to respond to each of your points, this portal does not give me as much space. Attributes you would find in me: - I am very solution oriented and belie Lisää

$16 USD / tunti
(0 arvostelua)
0.0
cindiegroup

Hello, my name is cindy, i am a chinese girl located in beijing, China. i have bachelor degree in tourism and master degree in marketing. i have more than 8 years working experiences as marketing managers, and 4 years Lisää

$22 USD / tunti
(0 arvostelua)
0.0
cecilledesyfa

HUNGRY AF!!! let me introduce myself, I'm putu, worked as a public relations in the pharmacy company for 5 years, i used to work hard to morning till morning and meet with a new people everyday, base in bali, have 12 Lisää

$36 USD / tunti
(0 arvostelua)
0.0
sonikasharmaa

Hello Brian Great to know you are looking for Pepper Pots. This is HUNGRY AF Project Manager since 7 yrs. As per the description given I will be perfect fit. My profile : [login to view URL] Lisää

$22 USD / tunti
(0 arvostelua)
0.0
hopsakk45

Hungry AF Hello, My name is Scott. I am a native English speaker. I am originally from the United States. I received a Bachelor's in Science from a University in Florida. I have a background in sales and customer serv Lisää

$15 USD / tunti
(0 arvostelua)
0.0
OliviaTM

Team leading skills, experience in hiring, experience in coordinating cross-site teams and teams with a mix of employees and contractors.

$27 USD / tunti
(0 arvostelua)
0.0
SMurmu

Wish you a good day, I have gone through your job post and come to know that you are looking for reliable Web Developer/SEO/Social media Marketing/Data Entry/Web Research/ Data Research and data Uploading specialist Lisää

$15 USD / tunti
(1 arvostelu)
0.0
bert11

Bert Wylin distinguishes himself by an enterpreneurial spirit, creativity, pragmatism and a very analytical mind. He combines hands-on knowledge about technical installations with a high intellectual capability which a Lisää

$83 USD / tunti
(0 arvostelua)
0.0
vernette24

Hungry AF! And most of my answers are YES! Hi Brian! This proposal sets out a solution for you. When we work together, you’ll experience the following changes in your work life…and some of these improvements will o Lisää

$21 USD / tunti
(0 arvostelua)
0.0
Genie888

HUNGRY AF Hello sir. I'm a computer science student with plenty of free time. I'm a fast learner with a high IQ and I am confident in myself that I can be your ''pepper potts''. I am very honest, friendly and ve Lisää

$20 USD / tunti
(0 arvostelua)
0.0
jagodinsava

Helping clients or customers with the things they need, quickly and efficiently. I am flexible and all-around help. I don't run away from responsibility.

$18 USD / tunti
(0 arvostelua)
0.0
kafiediara

HUNGRY AF Im a student currently studying in Diponegoro University , Indonesia. Fairly good at English,and have a lot of free time to spend. And yeah, learning new things is something i would love to do along other th Lisää

$22 USD / tunti
(0 arvostelua)
0.0
NaseerAfridi

I am chartered Accountant who can assist in all type of accounts finance corporate and office work. I am looking forward for your reply

$16 USD / tunti
(0 arvostelua)
0.0
Cybersec2

Hi Brian, My name is Bailey and I believe I'm perfect for this job. I am detail oriented and love doing clerical work (i.e. Word, Excel, etc.). I understand the importance of getting tasks done quickly and effec Lisää

$22 USD / tunti
(0 arvostelua)
0.0