Need site blasted to social media sites, article directories etc

Hi, basically I want you to blast my site out to a ton of social media sites like [login to view URL], [login to view URL], [login to view URL], [login to view URL] etc I also need you to submit around 10 articles I have written to as many article directories as possible. Rss submission and ping submission would be great also. Submission of articles to [login to view URL], squidoo and blog comments are needed too. Please just respond with the best offer you can offer, tell me how many submissions you can do etc. Thanks