Teach me How to make facebook apps.

Hello, i am looking for an experienced facebook app developer to teach me and my partner how to make facebook apps. Teaching can be done either through Go to Meeting or using google talk and google docs. Requirement: Good English Good Presentation in powerpoint or open office Be able to answer all Questions. Available at the agreed time for each class. Should be done over multiple days (Hour long classes for one week.) Course should be aimed to teach a complete newbie to programming. (We do have basic programming knowledge) You have to be available to answer questions after the course has been complete. (You will not be swamped with questions after the course) If you are looking for a full time job we MIGHT hire you full time. Please let me know asap.