Expert Advisor (EA) for Metatrader MT4 Wanted

In need of a MQ4 (Meta Trader 4) Expert Advisor I am searching for an established Programmer with extensive knowledge of the forex market to design an EA and strategy. Budget for this project is Max $250 I have tried many strategies to make consistent monthly profits and each has brought us to a monthly max of around 10% - 20% monthly gains. I am looking for a programmer with the forex skills that has an established EA that is making consistent 50% - 100% monthly profits, and will work with a 5 digit broker and will also work across all currencie pairs.. I must keep the drawdowns under 5% to a bare minimum. Your job is to produce the trading strategy, and the code for the EA. To be clear, the code of an existing working EA. - Show the backtest with profitable results (50 - 100%) per month for the past few months, Only serious / talented programmers / traders need bid for this project. ( i will also want to test the E.A. on a demo account before release of payment) Which will be 100% on completition and i'm satisfied it works. - A fully automated EA (expert adviser) which is at least 90%+ accurate that will open and close all trades. Meaning out of every 100 trades there will only be 10 losers max! - It must work well in all market conditions. (It must be able to trade major pairs and get a consistent 20-30 pips daily) (AND IT MUST SET THE STOP LOSS TO ONLY 30). The EA should also be able to monitor the over all trend up or down and detect reversals for the long term over a period of 24 hours. It should be able to filter out news spikes, and small 20-30 pips spikes. Please reply only if you have extensive knowledge of the currency exchange market, and are 100% certain that you already have a EA which meets these qualifications. Respond with "EA to Rule" in reply to show you understand What i am looking for and have read our full Description.