We are looking for a super-star developer who writes clean modular OO
code whether it is in JAVA or PHP, adheres to MVC design patterns, and
ALWAYS documents his code (did we say always? We mean it!).
He/she must be able to work quickly and meet aggressive deadlines. The
right candidate will be at home on any *nix platform. In fact, we
prefer someone whose platform of choice for all computing is *nix.
Additionally, we have a strong preference for individuals that are
fluent in Russian and reside in the former USSR. To date, we have
hired only native Russian speakers (four in total) for full-time work
and we are very pleased with them. Please reply with some code samples
and include "I'm Russian" in your reply.