I need someone to entertain at my mom's 50th birthday party. If you can maybe describe the civil (or cold) war to our guests, reanact it, and pretend the dinner table is a muesum and give us a tour. Maybe do some trick, juggle for us. DO NOT dress as a clown. IT just came out, and people are delicate around clowns lately. And also bring your band and do some Pat Benatar covers, my mom loves her!