I am attending a Pakistan Vs England cricket match tommorow and I need to get a banner designed so that I can hold it up and get on tv. This project is for those who know what has recently happend in cricket, the controversy about ball tameparing. Basically I want a graphic designed in which the umpire Darell Hair is standing with nothing on but just wearing shorts (can use his face on a similar body)and sinking down into the ground (his legs are under the ground) and the pakistan captain inzimam ul haq is standing next to him and pouring HAIR REMOVAL CREAM all over him. I need this done within the next 12 hours, earlier finish will earn a bonus. Must be done in two different sizes A4 and A3.