Do you enjoy dating simulators because they incredibly cringe, yet pleasure-guilt-inducing?
Do you think it is funny to prospect a biologically incompatible mate (yet secretly are attracted to pigeons or inanimate objects like tanks?)
Are you a meme-lord who spreads lightning bolts of Lulz from a tall, spiraled tower?
Or an internet troll who enjoys dwelling in a basement cellar?
A weeaboo, with seven, life-size plush pillows of your one and only waifu?
Or just a general, hikkomori Otaku?
Perhaps you are a nihilistic-anarchist whose sole belief is in creating meme-abominations?
If any of this is the case, then I have a strange proposal for you:
Imagine a video game where you can date whatever character you like. Users can generate content as they like. The code would be primarily open-source, with licenses for commercialization on for-profit projects, of course.
Picture this––Imagine going on a picnic date with a caricature of Buzz lightyear, or dating an inanimate object such as a balloon? A piece of lint who wants nothing more than to be wrapped around your little finger?
And just for a moment, relapse all your inhibitions to the idea of an evening spa in a secluded swamp, as a Shrek-like ogre, from a creepy dark corner, and lets out a sensuous whisper that carries an onion stench, "It's never Ogre"
We are looking for a video game programmer who would be interested in creating a game engine or building on top of a pre-existing one to create a Meme dating simulator that features the ability to use and create user-generated content. Imagine the abominations and mutants that can occur, if people create the most awkward dating scenarios with characters that are inherently the most bizarre, weirdest, or just cringe-inducingly absurd.
Picture all of the ridiculous things that could occur.
Politicians (orange man, vodka, pooh bear)
Meme actors (the cage, the DeVito)
Internet cats (keyboards, nyan, bongo cat?)
Pure memes ( wojack, zoomer, boomer, doomer, )
Video game characters (waluigi, wario, Cringe-inducing caricatures of all mascots most undesirable)
Inanimate objects (paperclip in windows-95 style,
Weird animals (blobfish, either a pangolin or a bat from a lab, most reliable)
Let's make the worst, the terrible, most cringe-inducing experience that has ever beset mankind. And let pandora's box be set to open without any possibility of rewind.
What we need:
-Video game developers who can work (what programming languages, skills, and experience I have no words)
-people experienced in the creation process of dating sims (something more sophisticated than just visual novels).
-a concept design & game mechanics worked out
-A sense of progression, gamification elements no doubt.
-a bonus could be software project management experience, whether I can afford that I have much doubt T_T
-A Kickstarter campaign (?)
- A way to not get sued, so keeping everything strictly under parody laws (aside from UGC), yet leveraging memes for clout
-a roadmap, with reasonable milestones from mockup, prototype, MVP, to full-release spelled out.
-a budget, hypothetically two scenarios –– one scenario we build for is we use one person's money (me), or we use other peoples money (crowdfunding, all ideas are welcome)
Thanks and godspeed to you, memelords!
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Hello sir I got your project details and I am unity game expert and I can start it now so please send me message to start work now and no need to pay me now.
Hey, I have checked your requirement and understand that as well. I have done SIMILAR work past. Do you want to see the DEMO WORK??? Will show you Thanks.
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