im tired of dealing with all these non english speaking freelancers, so im giving this a shot.
launching a web development company's website and i need the content for the interior pages. services: web design, company branding, seo/social marketing. an about us page. a few paragraphs to insert in various areas of homepage and such (maybe a few call to actions). needs to be written in a witty/humorous yet still professional manner (i really like [url removed, login to view] 's writing style).
when you have time, get back to me with rates, timelines, questions, and if you have any samples in the same genre as im requesting, feel free to send those over as well.