Howdy, I'm a copwriter.
Here's a demo of an email:
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In the 1960s, all kinds of weird shit went on.
One of them being a Nasa experiment.
In this experiment, they noticed Dolphins have a large brain.
Pretty intelligent creatures.
So, they tried to teach a Dolphin how to communicate with humans.
Essentially what they did was put a girl named Margaret Lovatt together with a Dolphin named Peter in a flooded house per se.
The Dolphin lived at the bottom, her in the top, but it was all one living space.
The idea was to live with each other long enough they formed a relationship and were able to communicate.
Eventually, the Dolphin, Peter caught feelings for Margaret.
So, she literally in the pursuit of science in fact jerked a Dolphin off.
(I'm not kidding.)
This didn't work, and it was the 60s, so they figured, hey if all else fails lets try giving both of them LSD.
So Margaret tripped on LSD, with Peter the Dolphin.
(I'm still not kidding.)
Without any progress, the funding was running low.
That led to Peter, a Dolphin comitting suicide.
And Nasa, then finally.. cut funding.
Now:
Peter the Dolphin (RIP) might not have learned how to effectively communicate with humans.
But, you can learn how to write effective copy that communicates your value and sells...
...if you enroll in "The Copywriting Cookbook" before tonight when I close down the offer and remove the 50% off discount.
Details here:
*link*
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Shoot me a message and let's talk :)
- Colton