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Hi Freelance Writers! Please read through before bidding…

Aside from my full-time work, I moonlight as a STAND-UP COMEDIAN. I am an ex-Flight Attendant who is originally from Thailand and grew up in Europe where I’m currently established. The Mom is Thai & Step Dad is German, they have a huge language barrier at the beginning. So to speak, this can become a great set-up for lots of funny ideas, as well as my early childhood and school years adjusting to the European culture.

I want these backgrounds to be the “stamp” upon which I will be known as a Comedic Actor, “An Asian Flight Attendant.” So my program should have a lot of jokes relating to my backgrounds. It should contain a lot of bashing against Asians, Europeans, flight attendants, pilots & passengers.

But please be mindful that jokes must be understood by an international audience and everybody should get them---meaning no US or other country specific words or figures.

Please bid if you are fully aware of how scripts for a stand-up comedy goes.

I would like to see a short sample of how you [login to view URL] should be 1-2 gags in the samples and no longer than 10 sentences.

It should be about:

a) flight attendants OR

b) Asians OR

c) whatever you see on flights

Not every joke must be “totally new” btw. We can use jokes from other comedians worldwide but with a creation of a brand new context to them.

You may check samples of how I want them here:

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( 9 arvostelua ) Glattpark, Switzerland

Projektin tunnus: #23487850

15 freelanceria on tarjonnut keskimäärin 25$ tähän työhön

HarleyJohnson

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premiumwriters12

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atiqbd

Dear Hiring Manager I have gone through your requirements and understood your project brief. I have excellent skills that match with this project and can deliver quality work free from plagiarism within proposed time. Lisää

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cogenttalks

Hello there, I have gone through your provided requirements and I find myself perfect to write as per your requirements. With the special inclination and 4+ years of experience in writing & SEO, I can provide you a u Lisää

$25 USD 2 päivässä
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rutvi786

Hi , Greetings of the day first of all! I am a regular flier & keep on observing laugh stock during flights. I can really fullfil the abovesaid requirements. Pls catch me for any further requirements on my mail id , r Lisää

$35 USD 1 päivässä
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shahnil88

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janmejayverma8

I am a keen obeserver and has seen various kind of humours around me which make people laugh accordingly. Some laugh at one talk while other laugh at some another thing. Although making them laugh at together is diffi Lisää

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CaffeinateMe

I have an exceptional writing ability in English with a talent for puns and wordplay. You'll be leaving SOARING reviews for the exceptional work you will receive with your HIGH expectations!

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Areola17

I know you will enjoy my job, because am very experienced in my field. Just try me in two days and u will love it. Thanks for the acceptance. Relevant Skills and Experience I very specialized in make people laug Lisää

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KeyConnector

I'm talented. I create jokes in any environment I find myself in, with people/ things around there. You'll be sure to drown in laughter in just few seconds of reading my article. Try me!

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Mc160402697

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alexutya

Hi there, I saw your project and I wanted to share some of my thoughts. A Chinese travelling to Brussels ask his flight neighbor: Hi there! What's the population of Belgium? About 11 milion people (the other replied) Lisää

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Deeno40505

dear sir/ madam this is a fare bid for you....and also me. it is a suitable price and can you ( sir / madam) change this with talk each other

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