Witty & Funny Descriptions

Hi, I have a pretty forward thinking print shop with 10 products (to start out with) they're all business cards, but different types of paper, thickness and styles. For a printing, it would be easy to just show some paper and specs and be done with it, but I love a good story. My designs and prints are out of this world awesome, I'd like a description that can match that.

Using [login to view URL] or [login to view URL] as an example, I'd like to be a little lighthearted, funny, witty, and clever when it comes to these descriptions. Please go to those sites and it's almost entertaining to sit their and read the stuff they write. Just a whole lotta charater in their copy and many people enjoy reading things like that.

I'd love it if you could go on over to a site like [login to view URL] or [login to view URL] and take a look at their business cards. Read what they have, and then make up your own description and lemme see it! Give me 5 sentences of gooey, fun loving wittiness and be sure to squeeze in some useful specs to make it worth the read.

I have 10 other business card products waiting- 5 to 8 sentences each. After that, you'll most likely do the rest of the entire site. Please also give me an idea of how long it took you and how long you'll need for research and to do the others. I'm expecting 30 minutes to an hour to craft each one perfectly.

Bids without the requested sample won't even be looked at. :) Can't wait to see what you come up with.

Taidot: Tekstisuunnittelu, Luova kirjoittaminen, Tuotekuvaukset, Novellit

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( 10 arvostelua ) JAMESTOWN, United States

Projektin tunnus: #13538632

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