I am looking to add a QUALITY writer to my team.
*Must be US or UK based, Native English Speaking only. Should I discover that you are not, you will no longer be on my team and you will not be paid for anything you've done.
*Must be available during the day on Yahoo IM or Skype. I don't have time to chase down writers for re-writes. If I am not able to get ahold of you, I will give your assignment to another writer and you will not be paid. I wouldn't get paid for shoddy work that doesn't fit the clients requests, and you won't either.
*You need to be a team player. Sometimes we all have to write about stuff we don't like, that's just the way it is. I can no longer tolerate writers refusing assignments becuase it leaves us with a mountain of work, and idle writers.
*If you blow a deadline, even once, you will no longer be part of the team. I stake my professional reputation on providing quality work on time, and missing deadlines is unacceptable. Along the same lines, don't take work and then hand it back to me 2 days before deadline. You'll be fired immediatly. If you take it, it's yours to complete.
I know that all of this sounds harsh, and I apoligize that it is necessary. I am far from a tyrant, but recent events with bad writers has prompted this. If you are a great writer who doesn't mind playing by the rules, then you will have no problems working with my team. We are professional writers, this is our full time job, and we take what we do very seriously.
We are a team of work-from-home moms and dads and we welcome other moms and dads, as long as you are able to do the work.
We need versatile writers who can write about anything from politics to colon cleansing. You can research anything online if you don't know about something, but refusing to try is a problem.
All new writers are paid 1 dollar for every 100 words, a fortune by GAF standards. If this is a problem, you probably don't want to apply. New writers with no feedback are invited to apply. I don't mind giving new writers a shot.
So if you are interested in working with my team do the following things;
1.)Tell me what is wrong with this sentence-the fredom of the press is under atack for unfair laws
2.)I'd like to know about you personally. We are all a little family, and if you are going to be apart of it, we need to know about you.
3.)I need to know if you are willing to hit the ground running. I have a project that is in need of some serious help pretty quickly.
4.)Include the acronym WAHMAD in your post so that I know you read this entire post.
5.) Provide a short sample of previous work.
Thank you and good luck. I look forward to working with you soon.