SEO Blog Commenting - Native English Standard

Hello, I need someone to comment on blogs (dofollow/nofollow irrelevant) who can: - speak truly fluent, native-standard English - Can work for around $5/hr. - Knows something of SEO, blogging, and copywriting. The main thing is that your English must be the same level as an educated native-English speaker. Please respond with a well-written custom message, it doesn't have to be long. Offers of directory/article/social bookmark submissions, SEO packages, one-way links, and offshore companies or non-specific bids will be ignored or reported as spam. I am looking for someone who can speak native-level English who can post comments on blogs at roughly offshore rates. Bids from Eastern European providers, eg. Romania, Croatia and so on are particularly welcome. Again, please respond with a well-written custom message, it doesn't have to be long. Thanks and good luck.