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Need English specialist to fill in a funny dictionary

Hi,

We are creating a funny translator between what woman says and what she really means.

We are looking for a gifted writer that can fill in 400 items to our dictionary.

The idea is to create a funny dictionary where you insert the word or phrase that the women says to you and given your location you get the TRUE meaning of what she really wanted to say. The answers need to be funny. Also the dictionary is there to help you and for each result it offers you a "Suggested Answer" which means an answer that you should provide to the women and will best solve you predicament.

Technical specifications:

Each item should include the phrase (what the woman says) and 5 translations for different locations:

1. In a BAR

2. In BED

3. On the street

4. At the office

5. At home

Each translation should have a suggested answer that the guy should answer the women.

See attached the layout of the Excel spreadsheet and a few example.

The work needs to be delivered to us in this Excel spreadsheet format.

1. Level of English should be high, no spelling or grammar issues allowed.

2. Items (phrases, translations and suggested answers should be funny and catchy)

3. We only release funds after we get the material for review and approve it.

4. Before accepting a bid we request a demo of 20 phrases you create. We will review them and if in good quality we will award the project.

Taidot: Article Writing, Blogi, tekstisuunnittelu, Foorumiviestien lähettäminen, Tekninen kirjoittaminen

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About the Employer:
( 1 review ) Ramat Ha Sharon, Israel

Projektin tunnus: #518013

7 freelanceria on tarjonnut keskimäärin 161 $ tähän työhön

Mairas

Hi There Thanks a lot for your invitation. Regards Maira Sarfraz

200 $ USD 8 päivässä
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AccurateAndFast

Thanks for the invitation to bid. Please see your PM as I have a few questions. Thanks!

150 $ USD 3 päivässä
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vikramalik

Shalom Paz Interactive! Firstly, thank you for the Invitation. Secondly, having known women all too well and all too closely (in more ways than you can possibly imagine perhaps!!), I am confident that I would be abl Lisää

150 $ USD 7 päivässä
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thedailywriteup

Hello, PLEASE see PM. Thanks, Paul

30 $ USD 1 päivässä
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Quyntarious

I am a comedian and comedic writer. I can complete the project in 3 days. One for brain storming, second for rough draft and third for final revisions. The revisions will continue until you are satisfied with the end r Lisää

150 $ USD 3 päivässä
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fredclaymeyer

Hi - this looks like a fun project! Please see private message for more details about me, my bid and my sample.

250 $ USD 7 päivässä
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pardus

Greetings! I am a comedic writer, working as a regular contributor in 3 local papers, producing parody and comedic review sections. I have expert experience i thsi field. I am ready to complete this project effic Lisää

200 $ USD 5 päivässä
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