I'm looking for someone to write sets of short questions that would follow the prompt, "Would you rather..." Each question can be a maximum of 120 characters (excluding "Would you rather...") and they should come in pairs. They would be presented as pairs and our website visitors would be asked to select a response. The purpose of the website is humor and entertainment, so the questions should be written with this intent.
Example Output -
Would you rather:
[Be woken up by your pet sitting on your face]
[Be woken up by your neighbors making a lot of noise]
Specific Requirements -
The content should not exceed 120 characters. Per question.
The content should not assume a gender.
The content should be written only in English.
The content should use proper capitalization.
The content should be a single sentence.
Other Notes -
We're looking for humorous content that would appeal to a large, diverse group from ages 17-35.
Adult themes, vulgarity, and explicit language are okay but are not the only things we're looking for.
Racist, sexist, or other offensive content is not okay.