I need you to write me a list named "Top 10 lies that pharmaceutical companies tell you". The whole article should have a minimum of 1500 words. I need it to be written in a casual, humoristic, easy-to-read style. Perfect English is a must, so native speakers will have an advantage. The article must not be published anywhere else. Plagiarism will not be tolerated. Facts that you enter in the article should be truthful with possible references. You should send me some of your previous work so I can review it. If I like the article, there is a possibility for future collaboration. At the top of your application spell TOPTEN.