Looking for intelligent, witty humour writers to write snap commentary on USA news stories (politics, celebrity, sports, pop culture, etc.). Snap commentaries will be short, 3 to 10 words maximum for every paragraph of a given news story. So the writer has to be smart and funny enough to be very funny in so few words.
Application test: all applicants must agree to write a 3 to 10 word humour commentary sample on a given news story. This is a long term offer.