Hi There,
I am the exact person that you are looking for to help you work on this project, to sharpen up the words, to structure it properly and add a bit more humour.
I have previously worked on an extremely similar project, a novel of over 300 pages, and I received extremely positive feedback for my work on it.
I took a look at your attached file and it was funny, but I agree with you, and I think we can rearrange it to make it, to help you express your ideas and thoughts further.
I have been writing short stories, novels, poems, articles and scripts for over 9 years and I have received many awards for my work.
I also achieved over 90% in my English in Tenth Standard, and an 'A' in my English A-Levels (12th Standard). I am currently studying Creative Writing at University in England, where I have lived for over 10 years.
I am prompt with deadlines, and thorough in my work.
Please get in touch soon, so we can get started on your project, and discuss further details,
Thank You.