I would like to design a spec ad for the History Channel. The design is almost entirely text. This is the text:
"Four score and seven years ago…our fathers fought the aliens. The aliens appeared friendly at first, handing out gift baskets, and everyone was like, “I guess these aliens are actually friendly, and not here to kill us and steal our planet’s natural resources.”
That’s when the aliens started killing us for our planet’s natural resources. They did this by zapping our fathers with guns that looked like bananas but which we knew weren’t bananas because bananas had never before fired laser beams.
The zapped would scream, because it hurt to get zapped, believe me, and you’d turn around and the zapped wouldn’t be there anymore, only a puff of smoke and a pile of clothing on the ground and a disgusting smell. For some reason, clothing did not vaporize. Some kind of glitch in the alien technology I’m guessing.
Our fathers tried to defend themselves, but there was little they could do really. They had bananas, but their bananas did not double as guns. Also, the aliens’ slime made it hard to put them in wrestling holds. They’d just squirm out of it, then do this weird flapping thing with their necks that you just knew was their way of laughing at you and made our fathers want to punch them very much.
Then it started to rain. Rain, to everyone’s delight, sans the aliens, melted alien skin and caused the aliens to scream. “Eeefnerf!,” they screamed, whatever the hell that means. With the aliens dead, our fathers were finally able to punch them in the laughing places on their neck. And that is how our fathers won the battle against the aliens.
Don’t bastardize history.
Learn what Lincoln really said at Gettysburg."
I am picturing the text in yellow, (with a few words in white) against a black back drop, with the History Channel logo in the bottom right hand corner.
12 freelanceria on tarjonnut keskimäärin %project_bid_stats_avg_sub_26% %project_currencyDetails_sign_sub_27% tähän työhön
Greetings! I am not a factory, I am an individual to do your job well. My work speaks for me... Please check PM. Looking forward to work with you. Cheers.
Hello sir, We are ready to design your [url removed, login to view] will work until you get 100% [url removed, login to view] refer to the'Message Inbox'for further details,portfolio,sample works.
(In USA!) This sounds awesome! I am a professional graphic designer for a well-known national advertising & marketing agency with over 10 years experience. Check PM for samples and more info.
Hi, I am really interested in your project, and I would be really honoured if you consider my bid. Please check your personal messages for more details. Thanks, OO
Professional Designer with over 10 Years Experience in Graphic and Web Designing. We also specialize in Flash, Illustration and Animation Services. So what are you waiting for, PM me today and lets get started.
The experience working in companies past have made me an add master.I do work at reasonable [url removed, login to view] freelancer waiting to prove myself.