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Im looking for finnish content writers for homepages. Content is in many different categories so important finnish written language skills must be 100%

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I'm looking for an experienced illustrator with proficiency in creating cartoon-style drawings. The project involves creating captivating scenes for my short children's story using my own character pictures as the base: - Draw characters interacting in the same scene, bringing the story to life - Although I expect the ...bringing the story to life - Although I expect the illustrations to stick to the story overall, your creative interpretation is encouraged to some extent. I'm interested in how you can add your touch to enhance the narrative. Ideal skills include: - Experience in creating cartoon-style illustrations - Strong communication to understand and incorporate feedback - Ability to creatively interpret written narratives into engaging visuals. Looking forwa...

I am in need of a proficient WordPress developer who can carry out effective content management for my website. Specifically, my website primarily features written blog posts. Your primary tasks would include: - Managing less than 10 pages or blog posts on a regular basis. - Updating the blog posts as necessary to create dynamic and attractive content. Ideal Skills and Experience: - In-depth understanding of WordPress and content management. - Proven experience working with written blog content management. - Exceptional attention to detail, ensuring cohesiveness and effectiveness in content presentation. - Excellent time management skills to ensure regular updates. This project center around content management, with keenness on frequency and quality of updates. Lookin...

...post. We are looking for a motivated and successful grant writer located within Canada! The grant writer will be responsible for locating, researching, and applying for potential funding opportunities in order to ensure successful grant approvals. The Grant Writer MUST be Canadian or have the expertise and experience with the Canadian government, ideally living in Canada and speaks and writes English Fluently. They MUST specialize in IT/digital marketing/ ecommerce/employee hiring grants They MUST have a proven strong track record of total grants submitted vs approvals in the last year within Canada. They are responsible for finding funding opportunities for our organization and writing polished proposals to earn Ontario & Federal government grant money. The Grant Wri...

We are a print publication and every month, we need to publish online all the articles that are published in our magazine. This is time consuming for us. All you need to do is copy and paste the text into a post, add the pictures, set to the correct category and select correct author. This would be 15-20 articles per month and we are willing to pay $5 per article.

I'm in need of an experienced English teacher to conduct intermediate level classes for adults. - The classes must be engaging and interactive, aiming to improve their English proficiency to an intermediate level. - Classes will be conducted in a group setting, so the teacher should be able to manage and cater to the needs of multiple students. - It's crucial that the teacher can provide comprehensive lessons that cover all aspects of English - reading, writing, listening, and speaking. - The ideal candidate should have experience in teaching adults, and be able to tailor content and activities for this age group. - Proven experience in teaching English as a second language is a plus. Your role will be to help students gain confidence and proficie...

...thought-provoking and high-quality paper that showcases critical thinking and application of ethical theories. Ideally, the freelancer should possess a background in philosophy or a related field and have experience in writing about ethics, particularly just war theory. The paper should be completed as soon as possible. here is the email my professor sent about the paper- The paper is to be written in some standard word processor format in complete sentences. It is to be about 1200-1500 words on any topic covered in class. Please do not start your paper with: "Lately my topic has become very controversial" or "For a very long time people have argued about my topic."/ The paper is to have a thesis statement, that is, a statement of your intent to argue for a...

I need a fully bilingual professional (I will interview in English) to do some tasks for my agency such as: PR Outreach Content editing or creating CRM management Email marketing Email scraping Researching Organizing data in spreadsheets Copywriting Wordpress And others You must be a fast learner, attentive, curious, with great writing skills. Looking for someone that pays attention and doesn’t keep making the same mistakes. This job will start part-time as a test period, after that it will be full-time. Payment for part-time during trial period: Fee: 250 USD Performance bonus: 50 USD Results bonus: 50 USD If your work complies with my quality requirements and you give more than asked, you’ll get performance and results bonuses each month. After a two-month...

I am looking for a skilled social media marketer who can help me generate leads through my Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and YouTube accounts. Key Responsibilities: - Develop and execute...generation - Create engaging and shareable content tailored for each platform - Monitor, analyze, and report on the performance of the campaigns Ideal Candidate: - Profound experience in social media marketing across multiple platforms, with a focus on lead generation - Proven track record of creating successful YouTube content - Strong understanding of social media analytics and reporting - Excellent written and verbal communication skills - Creative mindset with the ability to think outside the box for content ideas Please apply if you can demonstrate relevant experience and success in a sim...

I'm looking for a developer to create a simple starter trading script. This is can be based on another script and does not need to be written from scratch. Develop a simple script that buys a particular cryptocurrency when it drops X% and sells it when it recovers Y%. Once that is established, we can look at adding the usual trading indicators as part of the strategy, but I want to start basic. Ability to customize buy and sell points as well as add different cryptocurrencies. Very Important: Host the script in the cloud for convenience and to avoid personal management responsibilities. I don't want the script to run on a server like AWS that I'd have to manage and continually monitor for uptime, etc. The script should allow for easy parameter adjustments. Consi...

Task Requirements 1- You have to visit the place and get the verification form filled and sign stamped. 2- Take 4 to 5 geotagged photos with GPS MAP CAMERA APP with the name board visible in photos 3- In case of refusal ask them to give you written refusal statment with stamp. 4- Most important get the details of HR person or verifier ( Name, Designation, Department and contact email) If all above requirements fulfilled than task will be considered complete.

I'm looking to develop a simple interactive game that can be played during a live TikTok stream. The main idea is to engage the viewers in a fun and...-account registration for game owners so it can operate as a saas Gameplay: - The game should be designed for Multiplayer mode, so users can compete against each other while watching the live stream. - Users will both chat and take on challenges, with their performance influencing their position on the Leaderboards. This project requires a developer who is familiar with TikTok live webscraper written in python and can design a game that seamlessly integrates with the platform. It would be a plus if you have experience incorporating elements such as Leaderboards and progression systems. Ability to create a user-friendly interfac...

I need a unique and engaging book report written within a week. It should be between 500-1000 words and written in a creative/narrative style on the book "The ultimate Digital Marketing Playbook for Dominating your Local Area" by Krista Mashore Key Requirements: - Complete a book report within a week - Word count between 700-1000 - Writing style should be creative/narrative I'm looking for a writer who can deliver an exceptional and captivating book report that will hold the reader's interest. The book will be provided to the selected freelancer. Ideal Skills: - Proficiency in English - Experience in creative writing - Ability to meet tight deadlines - Understanding of narrative writing techniques Please provide samples of your previous work i...

I'm looking for an expert in patent writing, especially in the field of consumer products. There are approximately 5-6 patents to be written. Key responsibilities: - Conducting a patent search - Crafting the patent write-ups - Create the drawings Please note, technical drawings are not available for these patents. However, I have a clear and specific idea for each patent, including their function and design. I have written patents myself and will be able to provide clear details on the claims. I will also be able to provide hand sketches of the drawings required. The ideal candidate should have significant experience in patent writing, an understanding of consumer products and the ability to work without technical drawings. Obviously, you will be required to si...

I'm looking for a skilled web developer to assist in creating an integrated PHP/HTML code for integrating Star Micronics Cloud print. Your responsibilities will include: - Understanding the requirements of the Star Micronics Cloud print - Creating a detailed, clean, and functional code in PHP/HTML - Testing the code to ensure there is a smooth integration Ideal S...print - Creating a detailed, clean, and functional code in PHP/HTML - Testing the code to ensure there is a smooth integration Ideal Skills: - Expertise in PHP and HTML - Experience with Star Micronics Cloud print integration - Skill in creating and integrating efficient codes. Please, only apply if you have a strong understanding of Star Micronics Cloud print and the ability to deliver a well-written, effective...

I'm seeking a creative illustrator with experience in digital artistry for a children's book aimed toward elementary school students. The book must remain engaging with a theme of adventure running through the story. Requirements: - Expertise in digital illustration with a portfolio showcasing related work. - Experience or...engaging illustrations that captivate young readers. - Availability for possible future books, providing consistency in design and characters. If you can bring a sense of adventure to life with digital strokes, we would love to see your work. The book is based off of my Newfoundland Dog and the adventures he gets into. This would be small illustrations 10-12 per book which I have many books written. I would like a cartoonish style. Also would need...

I am seeking a competent scriptwriter and researcher who is know...global topics such as space, disasters, current events, world affairs, and environment. Ideal skills include: - Strong command of Hindi language - Proven expertise in scriptwriting - Skilled in researching and Sourcing. - Background in YouTube content creation is a plus. Freelancers who apply should provide the following: - Evidence of past work (preferably related to Indian content) - A written sample using a topic that I will provide. The right candidate should be able to create engaging scripts that are well-researched and accurate, yet easily comprehensible to the average viewer. Do you have the passion and the skills to help bring unexplored topics to life on our YouTube channel? I look forward to your...

I need a skilled translator with an excellent command of both English and Italian, and a strong understanding of finance industry terminology to assist with a 30-minute business call. Key Responsibilities: - Translate Italian to English in real-time during a business discussion - Convey industry-related finance terminologies accurately Ideal Skills: - Fluent in Italian and English - Prior experience in live translation particularly in Finance Please note, accuracy and professionalism are of paramount importance for this job.

German to English Translator for translation. We can pay 0.01 USD per english word

I need a detailed and well-researched manuscript that focuses on medical education. The manuscript will be intended for a research publication aimed at graduate students. It should be structured and written in a highly professional, academic style. Key Requirements: -follow scopus writting - Extensive experience in writing academic research manuscripts in the field of medical education - Strong understanding of the needs and expectations of a graduate student audience - Ability to translate complex information into engaging, understandable content - High level of proficiency in English, with excellent grammar and attention to detail - Familiarity with the formatting and style requirements of academic publications.

I'm in need of a professional who can analyze compr...and constructing summary statistics. The key deliverable for this project will be as follows: an Excel spreadsheet with... - raw data in one tab (provided for you in the attached excel document) - cleaned data a separate tab (provided for you attached excel document) - your statistical analyses on other separate tabs a Word doc or PDF with... - insights and findings based on the data clearly written and explained (be sure to include each hypothesis) (hypotheses provided in the attached word document) Ideal candidate for this job should: - Have a strong background in statistical analysis, particularly in descriptive statistics. - Be able to write clear, concise and informative reports. - Be able to work efficiently and d...

I am in immediate need of a proficient UI/UX designer to help out our current fresher designer. We are looking for someone with experience in CRM designs. To meet my demands: 1. **Deep experience and skills in UI/UX Designing** is needed - compound w...creative eye for design, and an understanding of user engagement preferences. 2. **Superb with Figma** - having solid knowledge in Figma will be an added requiredto create visually appealing interfaces. 3. **Problem-solving skills** - a knack for understanding bottlenecks and creating suitable design solutions for UI/UX problems. 4. At least 3 years of design experience required. 5. Fluency in English is required. We need someone that can work about 20 hours per week available at least bewteen 13-18 IST. We need someone that can s...

We're a global market research and mystery shopper company. We ...which will require you to check if the security standards are met. You MUST HAVE fluent English skills able to communicate in a professional manner, smart, and well presented as you will be representing the company during the audit. As an auditor, you will arrive at the test center an hour before the start of the exam, present your ID, show a letter of authorisation, which we will provide for you beforehand, and explain what you're about to do. You will then sit with the TCA or the manager and ask a series of questions, and ask to see various things. The audit itself is very simple and easy, as we give you the form and you only have to ask the TCA/manager all the questions exactly as they are written...

We're a global market research and mystery shopper company. We ...which will require you to check if the security standards are met. You MUST HAVE fluent English skills able to communicate in a professional manner, smart, and well presented as you will be representing the company during the audit. As an auditor, you will arrive at the test center an hour before the start of the exam, present your ID, show a letter of authorisation, which we will provide for you beforehand, and explain what you're about to do. You will then sit with the TCA or the manager and ask a series of questions, and ask to see various things. The audit itself is very simple and easy, as we give you the form and you only have to ask the TCA/manager all the questions exactly as they are written...

Due to time and resource constraints, I need to migrate a component written in php (symphony) to Golang. The part on github relating to services towards the DB (MongoDb) and the new REST APIs (written in Golang) to access for interfacing is already active. The system will only have to execute queries on MongoDb (via Service) and render in twig template. The repository layer and service and repository are already developed in golang and will be provided. As well as indications on the function to be translated into golang. GIT access will be via wireguard VPN on the development environment

I'm searching for an experienced translator to help convert my English brochures to Simplified Chinese. The primary theme of these brochures is financial education, and the translated version needs to be professional and engaging, aimed at working professionals. Key Requirements: - Native Chinese speaker or equivalent proficiency - Proven experience in translating brochures content - Understanding of content writing - Ability to capture the nuances of the English text while ensuring a fluent and professional tone in Chinese Ideal Skills: - Translation - Content Creator - Chinese Language Proficiency - Brochure Design and Editing I'm looking forward to working with someone who is not only adept in translation but can also adapt the content to fit the target audien...

Hello, I am looking for a programmer with expertise in the Twitter API and JavaScript for Google Sheets. I require assistance in setting up the Twitter API and need a custom script written for Google Sheets. Here are the specific requirements for the project: Project Objectives: 1. Script Functionality: - Automatically fetch Arabic text from a specified Twitter account and insert it into Column B of a Google Sheet, starting from Row 2. - Retrieve and insert links for images and videos associated with the tweets into Columns C, D, E, and F respectively. 2. Automation and Updates: - The data retrieval process should be automatic and occur in real-time, ensuring the Google Sheets document is updated continuously, irrespective of whether it is currently open. - Include fu...

I'm seeking a seasoned reviewer to evaluate the user experience and interface design of my Android app. The primary goal is to provide actionable insights that can enhance its overall usability and appeal to users. Key Responsibilities: - Conduct a thorough review of the app's user experience and interface design. - ...user engagement. - Suggest practical, constructive recommendations for improvement. It's important that you have: - Proven experience in conducting UX reviews for Android apps. - A keen eye for design and user interaction. - Strong analytical skills to assess the app's usability objectively. - Excellent communication skills to articulate feedback in a clear and concise manner. Please provide a written report detailing your findings and recommend...

I'm seeking a seasoned reviewer to evaluate the user experience and interface design of my Android app. The primary goal is to provide actionable insights that can enhance its overall usability and appeal to users. Key Responsibilities: - Conduct a thorough review of the app's user experience and interface des...engagement. - Suggest practical, constructive recommendations for improvement. It's important that you have: - Proven experience in conducting UX reviews for Android apps. - A keen eye for design and user interaction. - Strong analytical skills to assess the app's usability objectively. - Excellent communication skills to articulate feedback in a clear and concise manner. Please provide a written report detailing your findings and recommend...

I'm in need of high-quality, informative written content for my documentation. This project demands the expertise of individuals with a solid background in producing accurate and engaging text for various types of documentation. Your main responsibility will include: - Creating informative and compelling written material - Constructing content that fits the style and tone of the documentation - Maintaining high-standard language and formatting Skills & Experience: - Exceptional skills in producing written content - Proven experience in documentation creation - Excellent command over English language - Attention to detail and commitment to quality.

I'm looking for a talented writer with a solid grasp of English grammar for my small English major project. Key Requirements: - Research: I need you to carefully explore the topic and find relevant information to be included in the project. - Writing and Editing: The writing should be clear, concise and informative. The editing part here is crucial to ensure that the grammar is flawless. - Proofreading: I need you to meticulously proofread the content before finalizing the project. Experience in working with English major projects, particularly on grammar, would be an added advantage. The final output should be under 1000 words. I look forward to your help.

I urgently need access to an Instagram account to monitor its activities. It belongs to a friend of mine, and I hope to identify any suspicious behavior or potential issues. I'm looking to work with a professional who can help me gain access to this account ASAP. Ideal skills and experience include: - Expertise in account access and monitoring - Understanding of ...mine, and I hope to identify any suspicious behavior or potential issues. I'm looking to work with a professional who can help me gain access to this account ASAP. Ideal skills and experience include: - Expertise in account access and monitoring - Understanding of Instagram's security protocols - Discretion and professionalism in handling sensitive information Please note that I do not have written con...

Looking for someone who can code TON smart contracts. We have a DeFi platform which has integrations to ETH, BNB & Blast chain already. We want to add TON as the 4th chain. We also have similar logic contracts written in Solidity for reference. As TON is non-evm compatible, the dev needs to write contracts to integrate the chain into the platform. Some resources for research :-

I have three existing resumes which need comprehensive updates and additions tailored to three different sectors: Acting/Model work, Fitness Industry, and General. - Acting/Model Work: I'd like to highlight my acting roles, modeling gigs,...This will need a comprehensive update to reflect my current skills and experiences. Ideal skills for this job would include: - Proven experience in resume writing, particularly for multiple sectors - A good understanding of the acting and modeling industry, the fitness industry, and general resume standards - A keen eye for design, as a reformat of the current resumes is also required - Strong written communication skills to update the content effectively - Ability to work collaboratively, as I'll be providing feedback and direction ...

I need a skilled content writer for a time-sensitive project. - You'll be tasked with crafting engaging blog articles, with the freedom to choose a suitable word count based on the topic. - The content should be well-researched, and professionally written. - It's a time-sensitive project, so the sooner the completion the better. Ideal Skills & Experience: - Proven experience in blog writing. - Ability to work under tight deadlines. - Strong research and writing skills.

The company Metodo Toddler, company number 1 in Italy that sells English courses for Italians, is looking for a charismatic person to hold group lessons with more than 30 adults. Much better if you have experience in public speaking or experience in front of many people The candidate must necessarily KNOW ITALIAN, to communicate with the students and obviously have a HIGH LEVEL OF ENGLISH. Lessons are from 1 hour. If you think you are charismatic and can entertain more than 30 people to teach them English. We are waiting for you!

...work at home, outside of the home, or manage their household. I'm seeking a professional, yet creative design that will represent the course effectively. The logo will be an essential part of my course branding, so it must be memorable and unique. I envisioned the logo to include an old roman structure with 4 pillars (see example at the end). I like the idea of having each "pillar" of my program written into the logo as in example 1 (attached). The pillars are: Organization, Planning, Time, Mindset. But I am open to seeing other designs that do not include these details. I would like it to look feminine, modern and professional. I like the use of bright & bold colors. Note: My product will only be used digitally. Please DO NOT use 3-D Mockups as this will n...

I'm seeking a talented WordPress professional to breathe new life into my existing website pages. Key tasks include: - Editing and updating the text content on these pages. While this project doesn't currently involve rewording entire paragraphs, maintaining a consistent tone and style across...across any changes is essential. - Refreshing the images currently live on these pages. Unfortunately, I don't have a specific list of changes for these assets, so I'm looking for someone with a good eye for visual design who can suggest modifications themselves. Ideal candidates will have experience in WordPress content management and a knack for visual design. A strong understanding of written English is a must. Please get in touch if you're confident in ...

...needed - Assisting with personal tasks, such as errands or household management - Maintaining confidentiality and professionalism in all interactions - Other ad-hoc tasks to support the directors as needed The right person for this role: - Experience as an executive assistant, hotel manager, or any role that requires strong planning and management skills. - Strong communication skills in English, both written and verbal. - Proficiency in G Suite (Google Docs, Sheets, Slides, Gmail, Calendar) and Microsoft Office - Minimum 15 hours of work per week, with flexibility to adjust hours as needed to accommodate urgent requests. - Availability to work remotely and travel around Bali. - Availability to work during public holidays and weekends. When you are unavailable yourself, ...

...sharpness and this should be outputed in a JSON file per video file. Ideal Skillset: - Proficiency in Python - Experience with video processing libraries (like OpenCV, PyAV, or MoviePy) - Experiences with OOP (classes and lists) - Familiarity with JSON output format. Milestones: MS1: provide python OOP module to measure the blurness & sharpness quantification of images and videos data will be written in same filename but with .json as extension we will share you testing images and videos 2 modes required - demo mode with showing the video+persisting the demo video - performance mode, which only processes the data MS2 same as MS1, except now you extract the different noises from the image. Also as json MS3 now detect faces and identify the noises and sharpness/blury...

...DO NOT BID WITHOUT SEEING THE ATTACHMENTS SEND YOUR SAMPLE VIDEO FIRST TO BE SELECTED I need someone to create videos on English Grammar on the topics given here in the attachment. It can be discussed in Chat. You should have a good, professional grade Mic. An electronic Pen is desirable. Topics for which you need to create the videos are Narration , voice change, parts of speech, sequence of tense, gerund, creating wh questions etc. Each topic should be minimum of 60 minutes length. You first need to explain the main concept, use examples and use some questions and then its answers with explanation.. also create 10 MCQ questions on each topic. Instructions to be in ENGLISH only. Use Screen recording Software and/or Whiteboard. VOICE MUST BE LOUD & CLEAR. NO BACKGROUND...

I'm seeking a resourceful freelancer to help me create an engaging full-page introduction for an Electric Stairclimber Brand. check out Your output should combine high-quality text and captivating images to communicate key details about our product effectively. The written content should cover the following: - Our product's unique features: particular emphasis should be on its portability and the safety features we've incorporated. - The benefits of using our product. The project is ideal for freelancers with the following skills and experience: - Proven record in compelling sales/advertising writing. - Ability to source and use high-quality images. - Understanding of our target market to craft content that resonates with potential customers.

I am eagerly seeking an experienced professional translator who can proficiently translate content from English to Russian. This project aims to expand our reach to Russian-speaking markets, thereby increasing our sales. Key Responsibilities: - Translate content while maintaining its original meaning and format - Ensure the translation is free of any errors and inconsistencies - Respect the deadline for completion of translations Ideal Candidate Should Have: - Proficiency in English and Russian languages - Knowledge of industry-specific terminologies - Previous experience in translation services - Exceptional attention to detail By assisting with this project, you can contribute to enhancing the customer experience of our Russian-speaking audience and help us reach our go...

USA-English Recording Project We have a project, that needs Native USA English speakers, we will give you the text, and you need to record 270 short sentences. you just need to open the platform link, to read our text and record it, it's a very easy job. 1. You will need to record in a quiet place without loud background noise. and without an echo. 2. Each person Price is 15$ for 270 short sentences record. 3. It will take time to finished only 15-20 minutes. If you are interested please let me know sure. I will contact u. A Good Opportunity For New Freelancers For taking 5 Star Review after their completion of the project. Thanks :

...questions, offering guidance, and directing them to relevant resources when needed. Requirements: - Experience moderating online communities or social media groups, particularly on the Facebook platform, is highly desirable. - Knowledge or interest in the topic or theme of the Facebook group can be beneficial for facilitating discussions and providing valuable insights to members - Excellent written communication skills are essential for effectively engaging with group members and conveying information clearly. - Familiarity with the POD brand and personalized products can be advantageous for understanding customer preferences, tailoring engagement strategies, and providing relevant support and assistance. - Great knowledge of online legal issues and cool under pressure - Strong...

In need of a talented translator to convert 500-1000 words of written English content into German. The perfect candidate has excellent reading comprehension in English, coupled with superb writing skills in German. Strong attention-to-detail and familiarity with cultural variations will be important in translating the subtle nuances of the text. Skills & Experience: * Native or near-native fluency in German * Proficient reading skills in English * Prior experience with translation * Eye for detail and context sensitivity * Quick turnaround time

I need assistance with my English assignment. The task is focused on essay writing, specifically pertaining to a topic in literature. Required Skills and Experience: - Solid background in English literature - Excellent essay writing abilities - Able to analyse and interpret literature effectively Objectives: - Develop a well-structured, coherent essay on the given literature topic - Maintain excellent grammar, punctuation, and language articulation throughout - Deliver a high-quality essay that demonstrates a deep understanding of the literature topic. Please bid if you possess the necessary skills and are ready to begin immediately.

I need a word document translated from English to Russian as soon as possible. The file has 800 words. Need high quality human translation only. Google/AI or automatic software works are not allowed and will be rejected. Need the translation back in word document format maintaining the formatting and layout of the source file. I would also need an excel sheet prepared, with source texts in column A and translation column B. Need this to be done within 5-6 hours of awarding the project. Bid only if you are available to do it now. Price: 12 CAD fixed. Deadline: 5-6 hours max Don't bid if you don't agree the price and timeframe. Thanks!