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...decor and has a keen eye for modern design trends. I'm looking for someone who can bring my vision to life in a realistic and impactful way. If you think you're the right fit, I'd love to see some of your past work and discuss this project further. What i exactly want: - 15 designs of vases (for plants, cactus, etc) - All some sort of round shape - 4 of them in a low-poly style - create any design really - Size: Between 5 to 20cm - Results need to be as-is 3d printable and usablte straight away. I need: - Full rights on the results - Files in formats .step, .stl and originating format of your used application. I do not care which one you use to fulfill this job - one zip containing all files. Should read like , , , vase2.step... and so on I know such vases can b...

I'm looking for a creative designer who can create a new logo for my IT company. Here are the details of the project: - The logo should have a simple but attractive design. - I don't want something copied and pasted from the Internet, I want something really original that speaks of both IT and nature. I'm a professional photographer on the side and I'd like a little touch of that in my logo. I love mountains above all else, so I'd like to have a little touch of the mountains in my logo, if possible, when I talk about nature. - The color scheme should include Blue, Black, and White but feel free to add any other relevant color provisions to enhance the design. - I'd like a logo that I can use on its own and with my company name, which is: "Guillaum...

I'm looking for a talented individual to provide Spanish voiceovers for my commercial content. Key Responsibilities: - Providing professional quality voiceovers in Spanish for commercials - Ensuring that the voiceover is engaging, clear and of high quality Ideal Candidate: - Fluent in Spanish with a neutral accent - Prior experience in providing voiceovers, particularly for commercials - Ability to deliver high quality work within set deadlines - Understanding of the power of voice in commercial content Please attach samples of your previous work with your bid.

I'm in need of a creative designer who can help me craft a stunning wedding invite to be sent out via WhatsApp. The theme of my wedding is floral, and I'm looking for a design that incorporates unique custom artwork. It's important to me that the colors used are bold and vibrant, to make the invite really pop. Key Requirements: - Theme: Floral - Elements: Custom Artwork - Color Scheme: Bold and Vibrant Ideal Skills: - Proficiency in graphic design and illustration - Experience in creating digital invitations - Understanding of design principles, especially for wedding related art

My WordPress website's CAPTCHA at is acting up. I need help identifying and resolving the issue. Key skills include: - Proficiency in WordPress website management - Experience with various CAPTCHA plugins and services like Google reCAPTCHA and Really Simple CAPTCHA - Strong troubleshooting and problem-solving skills - Ability to identify conflicts between CAPTCHA and other plugins If you have a good understanding of WordPress security, CAPTCHA, and can effectively troubleshoot plugins, I'd love to hear from you.

Im looking to have a logo designed to put on t-shirts and make a decal to put on my trailer for my drift team, B.A.D Drifting is the name. I would like to have the drifting part be in the racing font like in the picture I’ve attached. The B.A.D font part and what I’d like surrounding the logo I’m unsur...have a logo designed to put on t-shirts and make a decal to put on my trailer for my drift team, B.A.D Drifting is the name. I would like to have the drifting part be in the racing font like in the picture I’ve attached. The B.A.D font part and what I’d like surrounding the logo I’m unsure of, definitely want something bold/sharp. Something that may help is we really like sprint car designs like the one pictured if that helps. Really like b...

I'm looking for an experienced QA Automation Engineer for solving so...looking for an experienced QA Automation Engineer for solving some issues we have in a complex Jmeter script which we are using in our performance/load tests. This is a 1 week job at most and payment will be fixed at $500. Our JMeter script is not a simple one, so if you are not a real expert in JMeter please do not apply. You will fail to do the project. If you are an expert using JMeter for really complex projects, please apply by simply answering the below questions: 1- Tell us why you consider yourself a JMeter expert. 2- What were the most complex 2 projects that you did JMeter tests for and what made them complex. Please type "I can do it" at top of your reply so that I know you actua...

Hello, I am having a wedding on 10/04/2024 in Azel TX for about 100 closest friends and family members. I don’t want us to dance but really to socialize and have a good time. I want to bring them something that I love and that is art. I am hoping to get about 5-10 artists who could showcase their art. Would this be something that you are interested in. If so, how much would it cost to have you spend some time at my venue at the ‘Orchard Event and Venue. We have an indoor space and would look to have you there either 6:30pm to 9:00pm.

I'm in need of a skilled caricature artist to create 12 unique, funny, and exaggerated caricatures. These will be used across various digital platforms, so the final outcome needs to be in color. Key Project Requirements: - 12 Faces: You'll be turning 12 individuals into caricatures. Each one should be distinctly different yet maintain the theme of being funny and exaggerated. - Style and Theme: The caricatures should be in a funny and exaggerated style. This means you should have a keen eye for exaggeration and a great sense of humor to infuse into your work. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Caricature Artistry: You should have a solid portfolio of caricature work, ideally with experience in creating funny and exaggerated characters. - Digital Art: ...

I'm in need of an experienced social media content creator who can help me engage with my audience on Instagram. Key Requirements: - Experience in creating community-driven content: I'm looking for posts that can foster a sense of community ...have a good grasp on how to effectively use Instagram's features to drive engagement. Your Role: - Creating and scheduling content that resonates with my audience. - Utilize Instagram's engagement tools: interactive polls, behind-the-scenes content, etc. Ideal Skills: - Social media management experience, particularly on Instagram. - Creativity and a good eye for engaging visual content. I'm really looking forward to working with someone who can not only create the content but also show me how to engage with my...

Just like the title says, i currently have a script on my site that displays text on mouse over, just not sure why it wont let me add line breaks; i can not give you access to the site, but i can send you the script. I have tried adding... '<br>, n, b, ' not really sure why its doing it. Thanks,

I'm seeking a talented UI/UX expert to bring creativity and expertise in creating an innovative AI chatbot. This chatbot will be designed to search real estate listings. The main focus of the chatbot wi...algorithms. - Experience in developing AI chatbots, especially with a focus on real estate listings, is highly desirable. - Would help if you Familiarity with Hebrew language and its nuances. Please Note: - The chatbot should have a text-based interface for communication. - There should be visual selection and text options to aid the user in their search process. Use your creativity, because I don’t really know what is the best. - The end goal is to create a user-friendly and AI-enhanced experience for users interacting with the real estate listings and have that wow ef...

More details: What is the purpose of the illustration? Memories Book for a birthday What theme should the book cover illustration follow? Illustrations from (old) family photos or moments What specific moments or photos would you like to include in the illustration? Family vacations, Childhood memories, Funny traits

I'm seeking a U.S-based professional female voice-over artist who possess significant experience in commercials, narration, and phone greetings. Your application should highlight: - Your experience in voice over work - Past projects, specifically related to commercials, narration, and phone greetings - Your ability to deliver a professional voice-over style The voice over will be used for various projects, so versatile female voice-over artists are preferred. Please include samples from previous work in your application. Looking forward to your bids.

...communicates a professional, tidy, reliable and friendly spirit that sets our brand apart. We are in the business of lawn care and are in the process of re-branding to a new name "TopLawn". Our main colours are green, white and orange (the kind you see on high-visibility work shirts). We would like the lettering to have a 3D, almost glossy look to it with shadows and black outlines so the colours really stand out. Similar to our examples included, we would like the font to be clean and bold without looking soft. Our plan is to have the name placed against a orange background when we do our branding, i.e. orange wrap on the vehicles and trailer signs. Our main focus is the logo (name) but it would definitely be a bonus if the mascot could be designed also. We are not ...

I am seeking a skilled graphic designer that can take my exact original logo that I have uploaded and add the elements shown in the "new" logo that I have uploaded. Here's the situation. Designer 1 was a scrapbook artist who created the original logo back in 2017. When I went to have it screenprinted on t-shirts, Des...whimsical esthetic that reflects our brand's character. Proven expertise in logo design will set you apart in this task. We also value an understanding of brand identity to ensure the new additions do not stray from our company's established image. I am a very small business on a very small budget and have already paid the original designer twice and the tshirt company once on this, so I would REALLY appreciate some affordable bids. Thank...

I'm looking for a creative and experienced screenwriter to help me with my draft a satirical TV show script. Key Requirements: - The script should focus on satirical comedy - The primary setting for the screenplay is modern day - The target audience for this ...target audience for this project is 30-40 young parents Ideal Skills and Experience: - Prior experience in writing satirical comedy is a plus - Experience in writing for TV, online or audio content - Ability to tailor comedy for a specific target audience - Understanding of modern day culture and trends - Excellent creative writing skills Your deliverable would be a well-crafted, engaging and funny script that resonates with the target audience. If you have a knack for satire and a passion for comedy, I'd lo...

I'm in need of a lead generation expert, specifically someone with a background in the digital agency industry. Your main objective will be to increase our customer's website traffic, generate more qualified leads, and ultimately boost our sales conversions. Leads will go to our Ai-MS. Ai-Marketing System -...or AudienceLab 1st & 3rd party data handling, this is a huge plus. If you're a results-driven individual with a knack for lead generation and a passion for the digital agency landscape, I'd love to hear from you. This is a contract, independent contractor, at-will both ways position. It is contract-for-hire however, so depending on your expertise and abilities proven, a long-term position in a really FUN, relaxed but get-to-working environment is o...

I am seeking a proficient web designer to significantly uplift my developing Squarespace website. My site includes six pages: "Home", 'About Me,' 'Therapy,' 'Social and Behavior Change,' 'Educator,' and 'Contact Me.' I want this website to really show who I am and the services I can provide as a psychologist and consultant. Your tasks would involve: - Enhancing Design Elements: Updating the look and feel of my site to keep it as visually appealing as possible and personal to me. - Improving Navigation: Making the user interface more user-friendly, ensuring site visitors can easily find their way around. - Creating Templates: I also want to create a business card, a reports and proposal template, and an e-mail signature - ...

I'm in need of a lead generation expert, specifically someone with a background in the digital agency industry. Your main objective will be to increase our customer's website traffic, generate more qualified leads, and ultimately boost our sales conversions. Leads will go to our Ai-MS. Ai-Marketing System -...or AudienceLab 1st & 3rd party data handling, this is a huge plus. If you're a results-driven individual with a knack for lead generation and a passion for the digital agency landscape, I'd love to hear from you. This is a contract, independent contractor, at-will both ways position. It is contract-for-hire however, so depending on your expertise and abilities proven, a long-term position in a really FUN, relaxed but get-to-working environment is o...

I'm seeking a killer videographer capable of compiling short, engaging videos for my social media platforms, which include TikTok, Facebook, Instagram, and YouTube shorts. A key part of your role would involve scrapping relevant content fro...needed, use Ai big time, report on your videos performance. We dont want a lazy person that just makes content that doesnt know how effective it is. We need a person that wants to win and if you win we will share the $$ We need 4 short snack videos per day and need each video done in 1 hour max. Some videos may take longer. After two weeks we will be happy to start discussing more work in a really interesting news area. Do you want to be the best and work with leaders in news media? Do not apply if you are bad at communicating, or sl...

Update: 18/04/2024 Firstly thank you everyone for all your submissions there are some really great creative entries, the top rated so far have 4 stars. For all future entries, please submit with white background. Thank You ----------------- Looking for a logo design, name of website is... Hair Care Water The store sells shower filters that purifies, filters and cleans water for hair, need a creative symbol and text to complement each other. There should also be a smaller Slogan should read... Purified Water for Healthier Hair and Scalp The image size should be 250 width, by 100 px and the background should be white. Please use your design creativity to submit your best designs.

I'm looking for a graphic designer who can skillfully change the background of an image to create a new environment. Specifically, the image is of my wife on our wedding day, she really wanted a picture of her with the car, but we forgot on the day and missed the opportunity. Key Tasks: - Add picture of her beetle into the background of a wedding picture - Insert a high-resolution, realistic new environment - Position my Beetle car prominently in the image - Images can be sent over Ideally, you have previous experience with car image editing and can demonstrate a high level of attention to detail. I'm expecting the result to be realistic and in high definition. Proficiency in Photoshop or equivalent software is required. If you appreciate cars, specifically Beetles, th...

I'm urg...a robust marketing strategy - Suggest and utilize effective marketing channels - Reach our target audience successfully Ideal Skills: - SaaS marketing experience - Ability to create and implement marketing strategies - Proficiency in multiple marketing channels (email, social media, SEO, etc.) - Experience with targeting small businesses I am only seeking serious marketing individuals who can really understand our solution and come up with marketing strategies to help reach small or startup based businesses. Please register with the site (which is free) and learn the basics before providing a bid. The more you understand our solution, the better you will be able to market it. I am happy to answer any questions related to the product, how it works, or whom we are loo...

I'm looking for a polished video editor to enhance a 60-second video. The project entails adding objects, refining lighting and revamping the overall aesthetic. Key tasks: - Adding objects such as racks and decorations - Modernizing the color scheme with neutral tones: white, gray, beige - Completely reimagining the space with a fresh and modern look, includ...should have: - Extensive experience in video editing - A keen eye for color and detail - Experience working with interior design-style edits - A creative, modern aesthetic - Excellent communication skills to understand and implement my vision precisely. Your portfolio should demonstrate these skill sets and aesthetics for consideration. I look forward to working with a professional who can really bring a new feel...

So for the competition, please photoshop one of the photos of Hannah Palmer which you can find here (you can choose any) and add a cat in the picture. The one who is selected will be asked to make a series of photos to include the same cat. Most important is that it looks realistic, also a bonus if it looks funny. Note that the offered budget is just for the 1 winning picture. You will be paid 50€ for 10 adjusted pictures.

I'm in need of a vibrant and colorful design for my food trailer. The design should stand out, and be easily noticeable from a distance. The food trailer menu is the following: Philadelphia Cheesesteaks Nachos Loaded Fries and; Fresh Ginger Drink. The name of the food trailer is Sita's Cheesesteaks. This type of food is American Fusion Food with an African Twist. The Trailer design needs to really POP! The design needs to be unique and very eye catching to people. When the trailer lights are on everyone needs to see us! I would like large signage on the top of the trailer, something different to a normal trailer design, the sign can be folded down so it is easy to drive on the highway. Key Elements: - Create a logo and brand name - Include clearly visible menu items...

I'm looking for designer to create a cheeky, funny and cool Zebra mascot in a cartoon style. This mascot will be used for personal purposes, decorating a Land Rover (with a zebra-design) for a fun rally and to print stickers as giveaways. The mascot is also used on the team website. Key Requirements: - Create a Zebra mascot (a roughly square head-and-shoulders portrait). The design should be cartoonish and exude a sense of humor and coolness. - The mascot could be designed with a baseball cap. - The background should be white and the cartoon should be outlined with a black line. - To print large and small sized stickers (maximum size about 12 x 12 inch or 30 x 30 cm). To print the stickers I need a suitable image file : in addition to a jpg (at least 300 dpi) also a PSD. ...

I'm seeking a knowledgeable cou...way and final test at end for students to use that can model after the 3 hour course you watch. - You should include a page on industry insights - Ensure material is easily understandable for intermediate level learners - Consistently give examples of market risk scenarios in real estate based on class you have taken and information you have learned. -You must take the entire 3 hour course to really learn the material to copy and not plagiarize to create my own material but have to research and do course to become expert. Ideal Experience/Skills: - Subject matter expertise in real estate market risk - Previous experience in course development or educational content creation - Keen understanding of intermediate learning principles and instr...

...part being the same wheelie bin, and then have the following call-out text - guaranteed for the life of your part, vibrant colours, polymer-based inks, UV resistant, hard-wearing. - Final screen should be a screen with our brand (PSI Brand). For more info on the product please head here - and please note as per the top of this brief we're really looking to highlight the hotstamping capabilities of our graphics. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in creating high-quality 3D animations, particularly for business audiences. - Strong storytelling abilities, with a track record of creating engaging narratives. - Proficiency in incorporating advanced special effects into animations. - Ability to work closely with me to understand

We would like to rank #1 for a certain keyword for one of our companies. This is a starter project for this word. If you are able to reach #1 of this word, we will continue to pay this each month moving forward, as well as hire you for our other projects. If you are seeing this project in my reviews, it means that this freelancer successfully completed this. We did not...for one of our companies. This is a starter project for this word. If you are able to reach #1 of this word, we will continue to pay this each month moving forward, as well as hire you for our other projects. If you are seeing this project in my reviews, it means that this freelancer successfully completed this. We did not pay this until it was reached. WOW! Right!? That means this freelancer really believes in hi...

Hello Hello. Reading I found that Odoo has a SaaS version which is what I really need. Can you please tell me the cost to change the version of Odoo that you installed to this one: Thank you

***This is the updated version, please send me / show me ideas via direct message and I'll come back to you*** Hey there! I hope this message finds you in your most creative of moods! I've been working on something really close to my heart – it's all about redefining urban mobility with these incredibly vibrant electric scooters. I'm so passionate about this project, and I believe it has the potential to bring some serious color and joy into the streets. Here's the thing – I've got the logo just about nailed down, but I'm stuck on picking the right background that'll make it pop. It's got to scream modern, futuristic, and friendly all at once. And that's just the start. I need to translate this graphic vision into a b...

Need to add a cat in several pictures of a person. Need someone who is not only skilled in making it same flawless but also someone creative who can make it funny.

I'm in need of a skilled digital animator to create a short, engaging promotiona...is excitement. It should be energetic and captivating, aiming to generate enthusiasm and interest in the viewers. Voice-Over: - There is no need for a voice-over. The animation should be able to convey the message and excitement without the use of voice acting. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in digital animation is a must. - A background in creating promotional content or commercials would be highly beneficial. - Understanding of storytelling and how to evoke emotions through animation. - Knowledge of the Kickstarter platform and how to create compelling content to drive pledges is a plus. If you have the creativity and skills to bring this vision to life, I'd be thrill...

I'm in need of a talented web developer to build me a sleek and professional portfolio website. The primary aim of the website will be to showcase our Kombucha brand to a general audience. The site is half complete - Figma designs and pages have already been developed - so this is really just finishing off where someone else has done most of the work. Key Features: - The website should be designed for a general audience to provide a good user experience for all visitors. - In terms of features, I'm looking for a website that can display product information in an attractive and organized manner. We want a contact us page - with possible ordering page for wholesale clientele - with a database to capture client data. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in w...

...interacting and building relationships with clients daily. We are selling e-scooter and mobility scooters. This is our homepage: We are selling in Germany and we have a strong position on the german e-scooter and e-mobility market. We are close to the border of netherland, belgium and luxembourg. All these countries are very small and the people could speak really well english. I have all adresses of the shops in these countries. Also I have a english pricelist and we could teach your everyhing about e-scooters. You job is to contact these dealers and do your best that they buy from us. I would pay a salary per hour and an additional €40 for each dealer you managed to attract. Please send me your application and it should include where you have already

I'm looking for an innovative and creative content creator to help generate videos for my YouTube channel. The content will primarily focus on funny animal-related themes for children, teens and adults - Content type: The creator should be capable of making vlogs, tutorials, and comedy sketches focusing on humorous scenarios or facts around animals. - Main Channel Theme: The theme of the channel is Funny Animals. Any content developed should align with this central theme and be suitable for children. - Target Audience: The content should be engaging, fun, edutaining (educational + entertaining), and suitable for children. Ideal skills and experience: - Experience in content creation, specifically for YouTube. - Demonstrable knowledge in creating kid-friendly conten...

I'm seeking a qualified web developer to create a website similar to collegevidya.com. I really admire its functionality and would like to have a similar platform. MUST-HAVE FEATURES: - User registration and login: There needs to be a straightforward area for potential users to register and account and log in. - Course listing and search: The major purpose of the site revolves around an engaging, user-friendly course listing and search functionality. - Video lectures and tutorials: Video content is king these days, and my site definitely needs the ability to host and play tutorial videos. DESIGN REQUIREMENTS: I don't have a specific design in mind and need your professional input and creativity on this matter. Please help me come up with a design that is not only eye-ca...

I need to edit a less than 15-20 minutes comedy show with a strict deadline of 24 hours for 1k INR. Do a minute sample and do your entry. Reference: ?v=60AbAymEkls Raw footage: Key Requirements: - Trimming and rearranging clips - Enhancing audio quality - Bit Animation Final out should convey fun well. There’s two camera angles try and switch it up, Keep background music and lower it slightly, get close ups of facial expressions when something really happening, closer when the ladies are trying the forfeits, level out the voices a bit more, other than that it’s good. just needs polishing. Sound effects shouldn't overpowers the voices.

I need to edit a less than 15-20 minutes comedy show with a strict deadline of 24 hours for 1k INR. Do a minute sample and do your entry. Reference: R... Raw footage: Key Requirements: - Trimming and rearranging clips - Enhancing audio quality - Bit Animation Final out should convey fun well. There’s two camera angles try and switch it up, Keep background music and lower it slightly, get close ups of facial expressions when something really happening, closer when the ladies are trying the forfeits, level out the voices a bit more, other than that it’s good. just needs polishing. Sound effects shouldn't overpowers the voices.

...difficult, but using regex or whatever you like, when you see a text URL auto convert it into hyperlink - Block tags: Auto block and remove certain tags, like someone is trying to insert scripts, block 'em. Preferrably Inline editor like Gutenberg. The current setup of everything being at top is a bit old fashioned though completely functional. A block-based system with modern inline editor would be really great. - Shortcuts: It should support shortcuts. Obviously things like bold, italics, and underline should work (duh, it should be obvious). But, we also use CTRL+S in our current system to Save the form via AJAX. The saving functionality is built from our side, just that you should have functionality to pass such key presses our of the WYSIWYG IFrame. - Buttons: We have a...

We are looking for a logo design for a construction company that will be doing ecological restoration projects as well as custom construction with a focus on sustainability. The logo will be based on the Edelweiss flower, and we would like it simple and elegant like some of the files we have uploaded. We really like the look of the 'Edelweiss #1' file as well as its simplicity. If color was to be added it would be in the earthy green tones (such as Edelweiss #1 file), or Bavarian blue (as seen in the Bavarian flag upload). We like the Edelweiss #3 file, but it is too rigid and only of interest if it could be made more organic like #1. We would like a standalone logo and then one that has "Edelweiss Design & Construction" connected to the logo or underneat...

I'm looking for a logo for my social media agency, Viral Vision Media. My brand is all about creativity and innovation, however, I really want the logo to convey a message of fun and playfulness. Key Points: - Logo Design: I'm looking for a unique, creative logo that stands out and encapsulates the idea of fun. - Animation: If possible, I'd love to incorporate animation into the design. - Color Palette: Warm tones like reds, oranges, and yellows are preferred, as they usually evoke feelings of energy and playfulness. Ideal Skills & Experience: - Proven experience in designing logos for social media or creative agencies. - Strong portfolio showcasing a creative, fun and playful design aesthetic. - Animation skills would be a huge plus, but not necessary. - Experi...

I am doing a gut renovation of a 4-story townhouse in Washington, DC and I need help designing the internet connectivity throughout the house. I have some ideas of what the network might look like, but I want the guidance of an expert to make sure I don't make any mistakes. My thought is to have the ...house. I need help figuring out the exact equipment I should buy, and to confirm that my wiring plan will work as intended. I might also need help configuring the router and access points to make sure that I have one wireless network that my devices can easily use as I move throughout the house, switching to the strongest signal as I go. I think my electrician can do all the physical work, so I really just need a design and someone who I can turn to with questions as I setup...

Looking for an Anime Recap Editor who can add funny elements, name of characters and simple editing. Here is an example: Usually around 30 minutes to 1 hour length

Current logo is good, but I want to upgrade it and maybe have a more party vibe look / setting. the logo should mainly stay the same, but maybe add some attributes. the surrounding circle/text should stay the same, or...to upgrade it and maybe have a more party vibe look / setting. the logo should mainly stay the same, but maybe add some attributes. the surrounding circle/text should stay the same, or if you want to make some small changes on it, you are allowed to do it. I provide you the illustrator files, feel free to provide first a sketch before you want to continue and spend more time on it If I'm really satisfied, I will provide you with a lot more projects for a wide range of clients in Belgium. I'm trusted on freelancer and I try to work on a long term ba...

I need a Wordpress specialist to customize the Rehub theme () according to my specifications. The site with the Thema works in principle, only display options need to be adjusted. Please only bid if you are really familiar with the theme and the necessary customizations!

I'm on the hunt for Talent Sourcers or Recruiters specialized in finding U.S. based healthcare professionals: Doctors, Nurses, Medical Assistants and more for open permanent positions. If you have proven experience in sourcing such professionals, your services are needed. ...finding U.S. based healthcare professionals: Doctors, Nurses, Medical Assistants and more for open permanent positions. If you have proven experience in sourcing such professionals, your services are needed. I am not looking for a talent sourcer or for a single project, but I have many healthcare recruitment projects that I would be interested in sharing with a talented and effective sourcer who really can provide relevant candidates. So this would be a steady pipeline and income stream for a successful ...

Do you use Glyphs app? Expert with RoboFont and FontForge? I require you to import a font (the bold instance of ) and decompose each letter into elemental parts. As an example, decomposition of upper case E would result in three horizontal elements, and two vertical elements. I'd be interested if you can also isolate serifs, but that's not really required here. For the successful bidder, I have a LOT of work (please don't overbid)! Don't bid unless you can demonstrate proficiency with Glyphs app, RoboFont, or FontForge. I am not seeking solutions in other applications.