|Need both UX/UI design and backend developers for new site/app
||First, understand I am EXTREMELY cynical of web developers. I have been burned for too much time and money to count. You would gag. I've dealt with giant firms, and individuals, and in between. The industry is smoke and mirrors and fraught with cons and incompetence. I will require you to set the expectation, manage it professionally, and deliver as promised. I will not hand you an open check...
||Jan 15, 2018
||Jan 15, 20184 h 32 min
|Project for Michael D.
|| Project Blat Hi there are a couple of documents to look at. The first one is the Project Blat background reading a rough outline of the characters and story. Please don’t rewrite this one yet. It’s only a guide , background info, still a work in progress.
The other document is called “Gag one” this is the script there is also two images which contain attached ar...
||tekstisuunnittelu, Oikoluku, Editointi, artikkelien uudelleenkirjoittaminen, , englannin oikeinkirjoitus
||Dec 29, 2017
||Dec 29, 2017Loppunut
|Gag- Gene of HIV statistcal analysis using R anova ( I need simple analysis on that and the data should be taken from published article)
|| I need simple analysis on R Anova and the data should be taken from published article. Explanation should be provided as well with the data extracted
1. Find closely related sequences for gag gene of HIV viral genome in Homo sapiens by using BLAST.
2. Select top 20 sequence from the list of BLAST output for further analysis.
3. Construct a phylogenetic tree for the selected sequences using ...
||Tilastotiede, tiedonlouhinta, R-ohjelmointikieli, Tilastoanalyysi, SPSS Statistics
||Dec 28, 2017
||Dec 28, 2017Loppunut
|Change the word of one song
||Looking to change the word mambo to sancho in the song Mambo #5. It's for a gag gift. Thanks.
||PHP, graafinen suunnittelu, Äänipalvelut, Musiikki, Äänituotanto
||Dec 14, 2017
||Dec 14, 2017Loppunut
|Fun Quick Design Project with Social Purpose
||Looking to accomplish the following:
1. Alter a parking ticket for gag purposes - copy is ready, just need to change copy within ticket, which is also available
2. Simple illustration highlighting 'ticketable' offense (ideas are ready - only one would need illustrating)
3. Set up web page with above illustration on home page & 2 links - one with the ticket & instructions, a...
||graafinen suunnittelu, Markkinointi sosiaalisessa mediassa
||Dec 11, 2017
||Dec 11, 2017Loppunut
|Photoshop - Alter Image (Face Switch)
||For this project I would like to switch the face of the goat with the face of the girl (...and switch the face of the girl with the face of the goat). Make the goat face large and with the girl's hair, and the girl's face small with the goat's fur and ears. The end picture should be good but does not have to be "super perfect" as it is being used a a gag/ joke... Please su...
||Nov 12, 2017
||Nov 12, 2017Loppunut
|Removal of bikini
||This is a simulated nude photoshop job to remove a bikini for a wedding gag. Please do not bid if you don't have experience with nude photos or the skills required to make this look real. This will be one photograph, top only. I will share the photo after bidding.
||graafinen suunnittelu, Valokuvaus, Photoshop, Kuvankäsittely, Photoshop-suunnittelu
||Nov 6, 2017
||Nov 6, 2017Loppunut
||This is a project to remove clothing to simulate nudity. If you are not comfortable doing this or do not have the photoshop skills do not bid. This is a gag gift for a wedding and the reality needs to be there.
||graafinen suunnittelu, Photoshop, Illustrator, Kuvankäsittely, Photoshop-suunnittelu
||Oct 30, 2017
||Oct 30, 2017Loppunut
|Very Small Mobile App Video App
Very simple android app, as a gag gift for one user. App plays 1 of 9 10 sec videos immediately, depending on buttons and settings. Only three screens. (main, video and settings) Videos will be cached locally. No login, no backend, no database, no security. Settings has just three single select controls, and determine which video is played. I will also need instruction on how to install the ap...
||Mobile App Development, Android
||Oct 10, 2017
||Oct 10, 2017Loppunut
|website design for prezzypicker.co.nz
||Here is a draft idea of what I need:
the website is [osoite poistettu, kirjaudu sisään nähdäksesi]
the idea is that we have a range of subject areas that purchasers can buy a subscription for (this list is still a work in progress but will give you an idea - we will likely add to it as things develop)
- pet treats
- pamper me
||verkkosivujen suunnittelu, hakukoneoptimointi
||Oct 9, 2017
||Oct 9, 2017Loppunut
|Logo for a fire resistant gag for storing documents and other valuable belongings.
Need a creative design away from the flame icon.
||graafinen suunnittelu, logon suunnittelu
||Oct 2, 2017
||Oct 2, 2017Loppunut
|Logo for event site
||Hi creative artiest,
We need a simple logo of our new website, Our site name is Kuwait week .com
The site is events inside kuwait for a week, Events and deals and travel info for Kuwait.
We have two ideas:
We need the logo to be Kuwait week and ee is two eyes and under is mouth smiling pink smiling mouth ( no teeth just smiling line mouth ). make it simple.
||3D-suunnittelu, graafinen suunnittelu, HTML, logon suunnittelu, verkkosivujen suunnittelu
||Sep 28, 2017
||Sep 28, 2017Loppunut
|Photoshop Baby announcement
||I want to be photoshopped into a celebrity pic that was taken (for a gag baby announcement); a girlfriend already took the pics.
||verkkosivujen suunnittelu, graafinen suunnittelu, logon suunnittelu, Brändäys, Yhtiön identiteetti
||Sep 21, 2017
||Sep 21, 2017Loppunut
|i need a picture of my friend photo shopped of my friend for a gag
||I have a picture of my friend that I possibly need touched up, but more so just cut out and then placed on 4-6 different pictures for a gag on his birthday. this is pretty basic work, doesn't need to be professional. I was finding online that the going rate is roughly $5-$8 per picture which I am fine with. I have the pictures ready, email me for any questions. thanks
||Sep 15, 2017
||Sep 15, 2017Loppunut
|Remove Clothing Photoshop- Simulated nudity
||This is a birthday gag where you will be removing clothing and simulating nudity from one photograph. The photo is a bikini photo. If you are uncomfortable with simulated nudity or do not require the skills to simulate nudity DO NOT BID. otherwise, I look forward to your work.
||Sep 5, 2017
||Sep 5, 2017Loppunut
|Remove clothing simulated nude
||This is a removal of bikini for a simulated NUDE for a birthday gag. If you are not okay with doing a simulated nude DO NOT BID. This is for one photo. If it is done well we will do more.
||Sep 3, 2017
||Sep 3, 2017Loppunut
|AR mobile application for IOS and Android
||I need an app exactly like [osoite poistettu, kirjaudu sisään nähdäksesi]
please give me time and cost in your proposal
||Mobile App Development, Android, iOS Development
||Aug 21, 2017
||Aug 21, 2017Loppunut
|Get a Website Built
||Website based on API, gag gift site
||PHP, verkkosivujen suunnittelu, graafinen suunnittelu, HTML
||Aug 20, 2017
||Aug 20, 2017Loppunut
|Make some changes on WordPress site
||Looking for someone who can optimize my WordPress site to load fast and want to create a
plugin or a way to play video like [osoite poistettu, kirjaudu sisään nähdäksesi] (auto play on scroll with just tap to mute/unmute ,loop), i have boombox theme on my site, also want to make some changes in the theme like move the point's button to left and share to right in the home...
||PHP, verkkosivujen suunnittelu, WordPress, CSS, HTML
||Aug 5, 2017
||Aug 5, 2017Loppunut
|Book Illustrations--American Presidents!
||We are looking to hire an illustrator to create color drawings of each one of the American presidents, engaged in particular tasks--45 images total. Style should be cross between "editorial/newspaper," "gag cartoon" and "caricature." Nothing grotesque. Contest is for ONE image.
||Karikatyyrit ja sarjakuvat, Kuvitus, Illustrator
||Jul 22, 2017