I need to create a funny video - using exisiting YouTube song with someone else's face - just for a comedy. It is short less than 1 minute ( around 30 - 60 seconds max) - just a small budget project does not have to be perfect Bit like the following to give you an idea.. [kirjaudu nähdäksesi URL:n]
...see attached example (note this quality of this image is not very good). Please have fun with this, the funnier the better! :)My website is [kirjaudu nähdäksesi URL:n] SEE ATTACHED FUNNY AD EXAMPLE WITH KIDS PLAYING... The product should be included on the image. as attached, you can cut out the bag front design. I would like to work with the winner more
I'm looking for a funny pattern or design that I can put on a T-shirt to sell that has to do with the Keto diet. -Needs to focus on the Ketogenic diet. -Needs to be funny & unique. -The final design will need to be a 4500px by 5700px image suitable to send to the printing company. There may be more then one winner.
The freelancer, should make an animated gif as the attached examples. Is a parody to tinder app, the freelancer will use images of ugly or dangerous people (prisoners), men and women. The name of the application will be Thinder, and the user in the gif will always put "no"
Hello, We're developing a personal twitter account for a client who dabbles in IT and Marketing related ventures. The client hails from India. We're looking for funny, original and meaningful tweets for the same. No controversial tweets needed. In your bid, please provide a couple sample tweets. Your asking price for 100 tweets to start with. And
if you are good to write scripts for short making short movies, prank . please bid i want a very talented script writer who write funny jokes ,prank ,short films, education jokes for my website
I need some graphic design. Design to be printed on a Glass bottles. Concept similar to keventers India. We don't want the common logo printed on the center. Something using typography that has some funny or catchy text along with our cafe's name.
I would like to get designed a simplified icon, with following points: - funny - 3D graphic, but simplified - blue/grey/light grey colors: #006BB3/#636365 - topic is "calculating as business service" - icon should be printable as AI vector Version with full rights.
I am basically looking for a graphic designer who can help us to get more design for our merchandise brand. we are sports based company are planning to launch fan based merchandise . Above three are Men apparels in three different stores. Our idea is to sell products like [kirjaudu nähdäksesi URL:n] and souledstore. Basically, something that the youth is more connected
...portals: 1. www.Flipkart.com- [kirjaudu nähdäksesi URL:n],s9b,j9y&otracker=nmenu_sub_Men_0_T-Shirts 2. www.Bewakoof.com- [kirjaudu nähdäksesi URL:n] 3. www.thesouledstore.com- [kirjaudu nähdäksesi URL:n] Above three are Men apparels in three different stores. Our idea is to
I need some graphic design. Design 2-3 comics images of a cat: theme "Why is it great to be a cat?" Style should be similar to this: [kirjaudu nähdäksesi URL:n] - Not to much details - Simple, but instantly recognizable The theme should be funny, giggle and happy. Sarcasm is well appreciated. Something you would
...tend to write a lot of it. There's no graphic content and it contains minimal profanity. My ideal beta reader is someone who can you use Microsoft Word and make comments and suggestions in the “track changes feature.” I love it when readers leave random comments throughout, noting if you think something is funny, sad, relate-able, confusing… whatever
I am looking for a social media content writer (English native speaker) who knows to write witty and funny posts for my clothing line on Instagram/Facebook. I post usually everyday so if you are funny and the person I am looking for then I will hire you full time! (discuss later about money) Target audience: Female Teenagers to mid 30s ladies who love
I am an inspiring author. I am looking for an illustrator for a silly parenting book I have put together. I was hoping to have all 32 pages as full color illustrations and one basic template to use for text uploads as well as the cover. I am needing something in 8.5 by 8.5 inch and that can be resized with clarity and reformatted to multiple formats to be able to turn it into kindle and ebook as w...
I need 50 different funny pictures of a unicorn with different movements, gestics and assesoires. The pictures have to be provided in a .png format. And the unicorn need o be released on a transparent background.
...different situations for an additional fee. (All goats doing funny or human activities). For inspiration you can search for John Lund edited animal photos to see some ideas. Photos can have a single goat or multiple goats in them but it must be goats. Goat breed does not matter. Photos should be funny but at first glance make the person looking at them wonder
Please apply if you can draw funny ideas. You may be a: - comic strip artist - concept artist - funny cartoonist - comedian etc Project: funny bunch of 2D creepy gross scary cute cartoon animals for young male adults Please submit: 1 - Your quote for 250 x B&W simple doodles/rough pencil sketch ideas - no need to polish, as it will not be published
...sense, not erotica. And also just simple, slice of life stories that make you think. A lot of the stories do not have a traditional beginning, middle, and end. There's no graphic content and it contains minimal profanity. If do have a few requirements for the people I hire. One is that you are able to read this within a few days (a week or less) from
Humoros writers apply! Calling all funny people! Looking for a funny writer to write funny social media posts (like memes) to a bunch of crazy 2D animal characters. Calling all! * Comic * Comedy * Meme writer * Comedian * Funny, hilarious, humorous people! Job description: ============== Ghost write content for social media posts
Humoros writers apply! Calling all funny people! Looking for a funny writer to write funny social media posts (like memes) to a bunch of crazy 2D animal characters. Calling all! * Comic * Comedy * Meme writer * Comedian * Funny, hilarious, humorous people! Budget 500$
We are going to be starting a new line of mugs, shirts, pillow cases and we are looking for a graphic artist to create original artwork so we can print on these items. Things like: Marijuana Leaf Humming Bird Funny faces We are looking for all original artwork on demand as we need it. Please share your art / graphics that you have created originally
Writer needed to write creative and funny product descriptions. PLease share samples of your work. Since you are writer you will completely understand that I ask you to type "Savvy" at the beginning of your bid. When I ask the freelancers who fail to do this why they didn't read and follow instructions, the answers are quite interesting. "You're
I need some graphic design. Hi. Im looking for a t-shirt design for my website. We have a Domain called HofstadNET and we do all kind sort of extreme sports. All from Paragliding to scuba diving. I want my T-shit design to have a cartoon ish human with a Paraglider. The guy has helmet on and a Gopro ontop on the helmet. He is wearing a tshirt, maybe
...mean, imagine if you will that you could send an anonymous letter telling someone to fuck off, a co-worker, boss, friend, someone down the street etc? They are looking for funny fuck you letters to start with the following topics or we are open to other ideas as well. A Fuck you Resignation letter A Fuck you to a Bad Driver A Fuck you to an Annoying
...would like to try selling T-shirts with an individual design. Unfortunately, my skills in illustration and professional design are very limited, so I am looking for a talented graphic artist who could take on this task. If you are interested, you are welcome to send me examples so that I can convince myself of your abilities. At the beginning it should be
Comedy writer / comedians apply! Looking for a funny writer to write funny memes and funny 30 second youtube clips to a bunch of funny 2D animated animal characters. Apply! * Comic writer * Comedy writer * Meme writer * Comedian * Funny, hilarious, humorous Job description: ============== Ghost write content for social media posts featuring
Hello, I need some experts regarding graphical design to digitally draw animals in some funny pop art. I will explain better and show you some pictures to explain you better. This is for a long term partnership and to pay you later each week/month. (200€/500€/1000€ no matter number of designs) As said, looking for a really cheap price regarding the
...be used in card game The card game needs a lots of funny images in each card ... The theme will be around sheep in a comedy scenarios . This contest is only to choose the best designer to make the full card game ( the price for the full game will be different ). So what I need now from a graphic designer is only one drawing of a sheep in a comedy scenario
as per the above, we are a company providing luxury car with driver services for weddings, based in Asia. our car makes are audi, bmw, mercedes and jaguar. looking to get a funny/witty description to promote our services . this description will be used in our advertising preferably looking for someone familiar with asian culture/weddings to write something
As the title indicates, we are looking for a logo + text, with an explanatory of your working method so ** a real professional technical study. ** To apply, you must be a graphic designer and graduate. We are looking for a minimalist and technical work, not a simple cow logo, without interest. This type of work is interesting : [kirjaudu nähdäksesi URL:n]
...to. In the call, the two old ladies call a local Waffle House looking to find out about their food and specials. The women then get put on hold where they begin having a funny conversation with each other. They talk about how hungry they are, one of the ladies mentions eating her “flavored” fingernails to keep her from starving while on the phone
...vand ud af ørerne Then The graphic should be a drawing/illustration of a boy with wather poring out his ears. (should be funny expression or etc.) And then text: Der tales uden indhold, blot for at snakke udenom, for at krybe uden om en undskyldning, for at sløre manglende viden eller for at vinde tid' It is a funny danish expression so the expre...
I am starting a youtube gaming channel and record footage of my face as well as my game and I need someone to put the two together and then spice it up to be funny, with titles and noises, censorship of swear words and just casual youtube editing stuff
Power point presentation on Alcohol , Carl Jung and Psychedelics
I want to take this gif of my friend working out and crop her into a funny dancing scene. maybe using another viral video of people dancing at a festival or just putting her on a dance floor to a fitting music. I'm excited to see what you come up with!