Short, funny, and Awesome product description #4

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I need short and AWESOME descriptions of these mustache socks, for my website effinsocks.com

Length is 125-200 words:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00AFP0Y3S/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B00AFP0Y3S&linkCode=as2&tag=hedgercom-20&linkId=V34KUMJTUXFYRAAJ

-The more outrageous the better
-The funnier the better
-No profanity
-Nothing graphically sexual or violent
-Make it provocative but not offensive
-So entertaining I want to send it to my friends.
-The whole point is to have something that could go viral.

For example it should be in the style of the following craigslist posts, and should appeal to men 18 to 35 years old:
http://uproxx.com/webculture/2013/10/check-balls-texas-mans-craigslist-ad-jeep-wrangler/
AND
http://jalopnik.com/i-have-balls-of-steel-therefore-i-must-need-this-jeep-1446129955/1447379497
AND
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/3796206422.html

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Thanks everyone and please check out my new contest https://www.freelancer.com/contest/Short-Company-History-Comedy-Content-Writing-77428.html
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Be sure to check out "Short, funny, and Awesome product description #3 "
https://www.freelancer.com/contest/Short-funny-and-Awesome-product-description-76675.html
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harrybaker
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my entry is in the comments, pressing the submit entry button just made my disappear! i AGREE to the contest rules and this is my original work!
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1. Kilpailun järjestäjä
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  thanks, but I can't accept anything that is not an official entry
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harrybaker
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OUR STASCHE SOCKS REALLY ROCK! Hep cats and fashionista's see these socks and instantly max out their credit lines which keep our sock factories running 24 hours a day seven days a week. These socks have been nominated for the pulitzer prize for fiction and are in the running for an Oscar for Costume Design for their work in that movie that YOU loved so much. Perfect for Mothers day , Fathers Day or any of celebration because these Socks are a CELEBRATION for your feet. Anyone with a moustache will instantly give you 20 % off you bill, order a hundred pairs and use them as a new form of currency. Bit coins are out, Stache socks are in!
If you really want to push the envelope get your local men's sports team to pose for a charity calender rocking these socks like the Red Hot Chili Peppers did, early in their career when they were fun and relevant! Whatever the charity is, you will certainly cure it or fix it with this calender.
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inehagulati
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How many descriptions you want? And what is the duration of this contest?
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1. inehagulati
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  Cool. Thanks!
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2. harrybaker
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  cool
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