I need a funny writer to create our website content

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Our company is Cup of Cheese Me
To keep it simple, we sell farts. Yes, farts!
Our customers buy our farts and we seal them and send them. These aren't real farts tho. They are worse. We have created a foul smell that smells so bad that you can taste diarrhea when it hits your nose. This smell is conveniently sealed within a card and sent to anyone they choose. These cards are funny adult humor.
But I am having trouble writing the content for the website. I'm an idea man, not a writer. I need someone who can write funny shit but also sell our product at the same time.
I attached a Word doc with what we roughly came up with. Don't judge!

here are some links to other lame products:
Mail glitter - [url removed, login to view]
Mail a fart - [url removed, login to view]
Fart in a jar - [url removed, login to view]

The difference with Cup of Cheese it that we have creative funny humor cards that the fart is sent in. Just not a fart in a jar or sprinkles in folded paper.
Our website is being created now and we have artists working on the cards. What we need is good quality funny content for our site. Give us your best!
The winner will also be given 5 article writing jobs we need for SEO.

Word count should be 500-800

Best of luck

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  • joysurber
    joysurber
    • 2 vuotta sitten

    I would be happy to do a round of revisions if I am awarded the contest.

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  • egybizonyosember
    egybizonyosember
    • 2 vuotta sitten

    Hello, another detail, this is technical. When I try to upload the docx file, it says it is not supported (only gif, jpeg and png being allowed). How do I upload the content? Should I take screenshots and upload those? Thank you in advance.

    • 2 vuotta sitten
    1. haris100
      haris100
      • 2 vuotta sitten

      screenshot won't give good quality, use a photo creation software and write text in it. Also don't write all the text in a single picture, create multiple pictures and upload them all in a single entry.

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    2. joysurber
      joysurber
      • 2 vuotta sitten

      I do mine by putting the copy into Powerpoint and then saving as a picture. I have a Mac, and that's the only way I've been able to enter contests.

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  • egybizonyosember
    egybizonyosember
    • 2 vuotta sitten

    Hello, as a matter of fact, how long should the content be? Humor can rage from 20 to 20 000 words as well.

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    1. RoselleCorp
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      • 2 vuotta sitten

      700-800 +/-

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  • ujuugwu
    ujuugwu
    • 2 vuotta sitten

    how many words?

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    1. RoselleCorp
      Kilpailun järjestäjä
      • 2 vuotta sitten

      700-800 +/-

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  • RoselleCorp
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    • 2 vuotta sitten

    I think 800 +/- would suffice. The bulk of it will be used for our landing page and other website content

    • 2 vuotta sitten

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