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Here is a brief (work in progress) introduction to the style of writing to accompany the story. The cover should be relatively simple but appealing to overwhelmed moms looking for a laugh.
The title is:
My Balloon Popped
(and Other Toddler Horror Stories)
Whoever said the life of a toddler is easy clearly doesn’t remember their own childhood very well. My name is Eli. I’m three and a half years old, and my world is a disaster. I know what you’re thinking: Disaster, really? Aren’t you overreacting a bit?
No. Not at all. Those kind of assumptions are exactly why I’ve authored this book. Adults should know the nightmares we as toddlers endure on a daily basis, and the trauma that follows. My mom says that I lack emotional maturity, but that’s not it. I just have an unbiased view of the world and am more sensitive to catastrophe. It’s no wonder society is headed down the tubes.
And without further adieu, these are my stories.
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amkleh, United States.