Comedy/Humour Writer for Museum Tours and excursions

  • Tila: Closed
  • Palkinto: €50
  • Vastaanotetut työt: 18
  • Voittaja: bswanless

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We are a private company creating entertaining witty museum tours in the Rijksmuseum in Amsterdam, Netherlands. We organise this competition to select a writer that will create the tours for us.
To participate:
1) select one object (painting, sculpture - anything) from the Rijksmuseum collection and write 2 jokes about it. You can find the collection here: [login to view URL]
2) Tours are for adults, but no sexual jokes/vulgar language, please. Let's keep it classy:))
3) If you already have published any material that makes you a good candidate for the job, send us the links.

Conditions for further collaboration are discussed with the winner.

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Työnantajan palaute

“Great sense of humour, professionalism and positive attitude - very nice experience. ”

Profiilikuva rosemarijn, Netherlands.

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  • tkarlington
    tkarlington
    • 2 vuotta sitten

    Hello CH did you even have a look at #16 and #17. I submitted it late, but within the deadline sO I sincerely hope you dint skim over it just because it came in later.

    • 2 vuotta sitten
  • tkarlington
    tkarlington
    • 2 vuotta sitten

    Hello CH. Please dont close this contest before the deadline as I will be submitting my entry for this soon. And please if possible, rate and provide comments on the entries so that we can understand your tastes in humour better. Thank you.

    • 2 vuotta sitten
    1. rosemarijn
      Kilpailun järjestäjä
      • 2 vuotta sitten

      Hi tkarlington, I will not close the contest. I will try to rate the entry in the next 24 hours. thanks!

      • 2 vuotta sitten
  • timwhorley1
    timwhorley1
    • 2 vuotta sitten

    Hello. Are we limited to submitting just one entry, or can we submit multiple entries where we provide distinct jokes for difference pieces of artwork?

    • 2 vuotta sitten
    1. rosemarijn
      Kilpailun järjestäjä
      • 2 vuotta sitten

      Sorry, correction: yes, 1 object, two jokes. Thank you, patrubogdan23.

      • 2 vuotta sitten
    2. timwhorley1
      timwhorley1
      • 2 vuotta sitten

      Thank you both for the clarification.

      • 2 vuotta sitten
  • patrubogdan23
    patrubogdan23
    • 2 vuotta sitten

    Also, could you rate the entries so we know who did good and who didn't? It could help us in changing the course of action and know whether we should withdraw, improve or add another entry based on what impressed you the most

    • 2 vuotta sitten
  • staghorn7133
    staghorn7133
    • 2 vuotta sitten

    Hi! here is a link to my published work that you might find interesting: https://best-of-italy.blogspot.com/2015/12/5-ways-italy-will-fascinate-art-lovers.html
    Let me know your thoughts about it, it wasn't written with a humorous tone, rather a bit classy with an aura of sophistication but I can write in a light witty tone too.

    • 2 vuotta sitten
    1. rosemarijn
      Kilpailun järjestäjä
      • 2 vuotta sitten

      Hi Staghor7133, thank you for the link. Unfortunately it is not what we are looking for - your approach is more historic one and will fit perfectly classic common guides. We are different: we want to make people learn but first - we want to make them SMILE. I havent smiled once while reading the text (I understand it was not your intention) so I cant see your potential basing on this particular piece.

      • 2 vuotta sitten
  • patrubogdan23
    patrubogdan23
    • 2 vuotta sitten

    Hi there! Is dark humor allowed? Setting aside vulgar and sexually explicit material, are you okay with, let's say, racist or religious jokes?

    • 2 vuotta sitten
    1. rosemarijn
      Kilpailun järjestäjä
      • 2 vuotta sitten

      Hi, yes, within reasonable limits of course.

      • 2 vuotta sitten
    2. patrubogdan23
      patrubogdan23
      • 2 vuotta sitten

      Okay then, since I have submitted my entry, feel free to give me a feedback so I know where I stand :D

      • 2 vuotta sitten

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